Oh that's Shanky, a character in the LPA universe who loves to buy forumz. He also loves to welcome noobs
You're welcome! The forum is great! Thank you! xD oh and your signature is sick! Hey salut! Are you french! A fan of Lille's team in soccer? That's cool! Haha - Thanks for the information
How is Johnny doing, by the way? In other news, welcome to Shadow Moses Island! We specialize in Linkin Park fans that follow footsteps and wonder where certain noises come from. We all walk in predictable patterns and are fooled by random cardboard boxes that move. Remember that if you're about 5 yards in front of us, we won't be able to see you. I know you're a rookie. I can see it in your eyes. But that's okay, because I plan to go through a very arduous torture scene in order to spare your life. Also, you may see me kneel, press my hand to my ear and talk to myself for hours on end. Don't worry about it. I have little voices that talk to me and teach me how to climb ladders. Hint: Press O. In real life. Other than that, you'll probably fall in love with me for being such a bad-ass, before deciding to marry the very man that was your captor in our very first encounter. So I guess the whole romantic subplot we had going is out the window. In any case, hope you enjoy your stay! Remember, we're watching you unless you use chaff grenades to mess with the security cameras. Sincerely, Solid Minus
Johnny is doing fine, but still has some intestinal problems Dear Solid Minus, I feel that the stockholm syndrome I have felt since my arriving on this island just grew bigger. Now I can't lie to you anymore. I love you resident badass. Please take that cardboard with you and let's move away! (Best welcoming post ever btw)
Dear Meryl, I just got done speaking with your uncle. I mean, your father. Uncle-father? You guys have some weird issues going on, and this is coming from me. I'd love to give you a more personal welcome than the one I already gave, but unfortunately I can't seem to find you. This anime nerd seems to think that I should look at the asses of random soldiers, but I think it's his thing. I have a feeling any girl that he becomes attached to may die. But that's just me. Apparently I can contact you as well, but I don't have a CD case in my inventory. Kenneth Baker seems to have been talking nonsense. Anyways, I'm going to be running around causing mayhem and destruction, maybe destroy a few tanks with grenades alone. Because that's how I roll. Although it still strikes me as odd that you have a higher keycard clearance than the DARPA Chief. Oh, and if you get messages from some guy named Deepthroat, he's seriously disturbing. Aside from the fact that he's named after a somewhat erotic sexual act, I have come to the conclusion through no evidence whatsoever that he may be this guy named Gray Fox. Kick Raiden in his cyborg balls for me. Sincerely, Solid Minus