If/Then Game

...then...RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:-D

If Transformers were friends with Sailor Moon...

 

...then hentai producers would have a field day.

If god was one of us...

 

...then he'd be a stranger on the bus, I guess.

If beef is what's for dinner...

 

...then I'll turn it into chicken! [using a magic wand I guess....]

If you could fly...

 

then i would be too scared to fly.

if magic were real....

 

...then I would have a Shelby Mustang GT500....
If you lived in a palace...

 

Then I'd burn it down and call it the sun.

If you were a monitor.

 

then I'd see everything...
If having a fone was a crime...

 

....then I'd be in jail.

If tomorrow never came, then..

 

...everything would be one endless day, I suppose.

If spyware ends up on your computer...

 

I'd feel spied on

If you realized that your cellphone is not what it seems but it really is a walkie talkie, then

 

then I'd burst into tears...
If school never existed..

 

I'd be unschooled. [/lame]



If there was no concept of "right shoe", "left shoe" life would be...

 

"banana feet"
If the sky was green...

 

Then I'd say "DAYUM!"



If I wasnt this hung up over my first boyfriend still...

 

Then I'd try to punch a whole in it to see if lime-aid spills out.

If you saw with a 3 dimensional 360 radius?

 

I'd consider it "Totalleh" normal.


If you weren't this depressed..

 

then..I wouldnt know saddness..
If you could make a wish..

 

I'd wish more immortality.

If Music were wood.

 

I'd eat it, mistah.


If I didn't have tutions from 9:30 till 1:00 right now I'd be,