If/Then Game

...then the scenery would be crap, and it would have an endless plotline punctuated by unfunny jokes.

If Cloverfield turned out to be semi-true...

 

...then Godzilla must be true.

If werewolves were real...

 

...then I'd beg one to bite me (... !)

If you used hot pepper juice as eyedrops...

 

Then my eyes would curse endlessly

If I get in trouble

 

...then you'll have to deal with it!

If I decided to travel abroad...

 

...then good for you?

If people used swords instead of guns..

 

...we would have called them sword-masters!

If your internet connection is slow...

 

then it sucks

If chatrooms weren't lame

 

...then they're be flooded with cool people.

If Tylenol made you pregnant...

 

then everyone in the world would be pregnant. including guys.

if linkin park broke up....

 

thousands of teenies would kill themselves lol.

If everyone cared...

 

then they would care about not caring

if fallout boy covered LP and vis versa

 

I'd shoot something.

If schwartzanegger ever became president...

 

then I would be fucking doomed, along with everyone else.

If cameras captured thoughts instead of pictures.

 

...then you'd have a pretty decent photo to hang on your wall right now.

If you burn your tongue...

 

it would hurt!

if linkin park never existed....

 

Then I probably wouldn't have been saved from being a Simple Plan fan, and I'd be listening to Fallout Boy or whatever now.

If I quit school...

 

Then your parents would kick your ass......

If beaches never existed....

 

....then sandcastles would never exist, too!

If Chester tries to play drums...

 

...he will fail lol

If I had control of the world...