If/Then Game

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    Iain

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    ...then the scenery would be crap, and it would have an endless plotline punctuated by unfunny jokes.

    If Cloverfield turned out to be semi-true...
     
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    ...then Godzilla must be true.

    If werewolves were real...
     
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    Iain

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    ...then I'd beg one to bite me (... :lol:!)

    If you used hot pepper juice as eyedrops...
     
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    Then my eyes would curse endlessly

    If I get in trouble
     
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    ...then you'll have to deal with it!

    If I decided to travel abroad...
     
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    ...then good for you? :lol:

    If people used swords instead of guns..
     
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    ...we would have called them sword-masters!

    If your internet connection is slow...
     
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    then it sucks

    If chatrooms weren't lame
     
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    ...then they're be flooded with cool people.

    If Tylenol made you pregnant...
     
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    then everyone in the world would be pregnant. including guys.

    if linkin park broke up....
     
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    thousands of teenies would kill themselves lol.

    If everyone cared...
     
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    then they would care about not caring

    if fallout boy covered LP and vis versa
     
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    I'd shoot something. :lol:

    If schwartzanegger ever became president...
     
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    then I would be fucking doomed, along with everyone else.

    If cameras captured thoughts instead of pictures.
     
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    Iain

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    ...then you'd have a pretty decent photo to hang on your wall right now.

    If you burn your tongue...
     
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    it would hurt!

    if linkin park never existed....
     
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    Then I probably wouldn't have been saved from being a Simple Plan fan, and I'd be listening to Fallout Boy or whatever now.

    If I quit school...
     
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    Then your parents would kick your ass......

    If beaches never existed....
     
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    ....then sandcastles would never exist, too!

    If Chester tries to play drums...
     
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    ...he will fail lol

    If I had control of the world...
     

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