If/Then Game

Simple rules, I ask a question you respond with then

ex.
person 1: If Icecream was made of glass
person 2: then we'd have bloody mouths
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Now I'll go

If LPA was a forum for Paris Hilton

 

...we wouldn't be members.



If I had a tail...

 

Then you'd have better balance.

If marijuana were legal...

 

Then the hobbits would throw parties everday

If you were blind and saw a ghost

 

...i wouldn't see it.

If you were a monkey...

 

I would find it funny to play with my monkey.

If you look down in the shower...

 

...I will see my body!

If you had big ears...

 

...then you'd most likely be made fun of, like Dumbo, I believe the name was.

If you fail the Math A regents exam...

 

I wouldn't be surprised

If you sat on a nail...

 

Then the skies would float into space

If ants read books

 

...then I'm a penguin.

If you could fly...

 

I'd rent a kite

If you owned the world...

 

...I would try to make it better.

If you had a magic wand...

 

I'd make me the owner of the lakers.

If you had a lot of money....

 

...I would get my own place.

If dragon tears turned into jelly beans...

 

Dawrfs would eat them and turn into jelly beans themselves

 

...Eragon would be pissed.

If pigs would fly...

 

...I'd shit bricks.

If music wasn't around...

 

Then the world would cry

If skies were black

 

It'd be Night Time


If you had to karate-Chop the mailman to get your mail....