If/Then Game

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    Jesse

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    Simple rules, I ask a question you respond with then

    ex.
    person 1: If Icecream was made of glass
    person 2: then we'd have bloody mouths
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    Now I'll go

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    Penny

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    ...we wouldn't be members.



    If I had a tail...
     
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    Arlene

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    Then you'd have better balance.

    If marijuana were legal...
     
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    Jesse

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    Then the hobbits would throw parties everday

    If you were blind and saw a ghost
     
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    Penny

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    ...i wouldn't see it.

    If you were a monkey...
     
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    Seinfeld

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    I would find it funny to play with my monkey.

    If you look down in the shower...
     
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    Penny

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    ...I will see my body!

    If you had big ears...
     
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    Arlene

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    ...then you'd most likely be made fun of, like Dumbo, I believe the name was.

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    Nick

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    I wouldn't be surprised

    If you sat on a nail...
     
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    Then the skies would float into space

    If ants read books
     
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    Penny

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    ...then I'm a penguin.

    If you could fly...
     
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    Nick

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    I'd rent a kite

    If you owned the world...
     
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    Penny

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    ...I would try to make it better.

    If you had a magic wand...
     
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    John

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    I'd make me the owner of the lakers.

    If you had a lot of money....
     
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    Misfit Jay

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    ...I would get my own place.

    If dragon tears turned into jelly beans...
     
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    Jesse

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    Dawrfs would eat them and turn into jelly beans themselves
     
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    Gitsnik

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    ...Eragon would be pissed.

    If pigs would fly...
     
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    Misfit Jay

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    ...I'd shit bricks.

    If music wasn't around...
     
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    Jesse

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    Then the world would cry

    If skies were black
     
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    Nick

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    It'd be Night Time :lol:


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