If the LPA was an office building...

Exactly.

Suuuuuuure. Sounds like a lawyer trying to protect her clients.

 

And as a mild-mannered UPS worker, I must get to the bottom of the situation!

Tune in to see what happens next in a very special episode of "The LPA Department" titled "Ride the Buffalo."

 

YES.

I would watch the shit out of that sitcom.

 

I like to think that lawsuits are just another way of playing Hard to Get.

 

#sixseasonsandapornomovie

 

I'll just quote Hybrid here...

 

I meant "no comment."

 

I'll probably be a janitress, too! Just mopping the floor and observing everybody. lol. I'm weird.

 

Still waiting on wrecking ball! *snickers*

 

I will be that guy. Who? Exactly. The random guy.

Who?

 

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy better than being Sarah's PA.

 

You don't need that trollface.

 

If LPA were an office building/business then I'd be the CEO. I'd then do some naughty trades, treat my employees like shit, cause thousands of people their jobs, support preemptive equity, abandon all morality, and genuine opinion, announce a presidential campaign, flip flop on political and social issues and assure my friends the American people that Corporations are indeed people too and sprout about how many jobs I created as a jobs creator. I'd also base my presidential qualifications on the fact that I was a shitty CEO dictator to then inform the world that that's the best way to run a country and only business men are qualified, only to become upset when my opponent attacks me based on the things that I am running on.

Ah, LPA, you're my stepping stone to world domination!