If the LPA was an office building...

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    Amanda

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    Amanda, May 18, 2012



    See, Minus. Don't I just know you so well? :p
     
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    Luke

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    Luke, May 18, 2012



    I'd be the guy who turns up an hour late, goes for a ciagarette break to smoke some weed, goes to the pub for lunch and comes back drunk and completes a task with a target of 1 hour completion 5 hours later.

    I'm not saying I do that in real life btw. :lol:
     
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    Erica, May 18, 2012



    Me and Sarah would be the ones having sex in the printer room. We think we're clever but everyone knows.
     
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    Star Scream

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    Star Scream, May 18, 2012



    in their break times they can have a bottle of ketchup for lunch :trollface:
     
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    Hybrid

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    Hybrid, May 18, 2012



    I would be the walking talking sexual harrassment case since I can make anything sound dirty. Unless everyone is cool with that. Then I would be everyone's best friend at work since somebody has to do it. :awesome:
     
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    minuteforce

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    minuteforce, May 18, 2012



    I'd be the person who doesn't even go there
     
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    The Joesen One

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    The Joesen One, May 18, 2012



    I'd be the intern avoiding Sarah's :pedobear: antics.
     
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    Gloomy Mushroom, May 18, 2012





    :awesome:

    You've just been promoted to my PA. Watch out Pidgy might be jealous.
     
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    I'd be the annoying nooby teen doing work experience.
     
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    The Joesen One

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    The Joesen One, May 18, 2012



    I'd rather become Jeff's co-janitor. :trollface:
     
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    Gloomy Mushroom, May 18, 2012




    :pedobear:
     
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    The Joesen One

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    The Joesen One, May 18, 2012



    You forgot your fantasies about :mike:. FINALLY! :shinado:
     
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    Jeff, May 18, 2012



    And I enjoyed every bit of it. :trollface:
     
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    minusxerø

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    minusxerø, May 21, 2012



    NO YOU DON'T.

    And I'd be the UPS guy that joins you on said breaks.
     
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    Ree

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    Ree, May 21, 2012



    I'll work in the Legal team. I'll be helping people like Joe, Timothy, Hybrid and Derek fight off their endless sexual harassment charges.
     
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    Hybrid

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    Hybrid, May 21, 2012



    Good luck and may god have mercy on your soul.
     
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    minusxerø

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    minusxerø, May 21, 2012



    I'm actually proud that I'm not included in that list. If there's one thing that isn't troll-like in my behavior, it's my respect for women.
     
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    Ree

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    Ree, May 21, 2012



    That was just the sexual harassment list. I'll be dealing with your general harassment cases too. :kappa:
     
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    Hybrid

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    Hybrid, May 21, 2012



    I never said I was disrespectful. I just have a dirty mind. :awesome:
     
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    minusxerø

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    minusxerø, May 21, 2012



    I don't actually work for the company. And I'm the only delivery guy you can get. ;)
     
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