I decided to see how many stairs I can jump at once. From the top. Didn't break anything, but dammit that was sweet.
I was in traffic one day. It was the kind of traffic jam that nobody would want to be in, even if they were insane. No movement, and sweltering. I had just got back from getting groceries, and there was NO way the milk I bought would be good by the time I got home. So... I cleaned a spot on my car with some liquid soap, and covered it with cooking oil, cracked some eggs and slowly but surely, had them fried.. And there I was, in traffic, eating bread and eggs and drinking milk out of the carton. I was the envy of all my friends.
[/b][/quote] My bro did that with country music. He got an 88 Chevy Celebrity from our grandpa. It only had an AM radio. The only station was country. He'd roll down the window (manually of course) and blare country music while others played hip-hop and crap like that. I'm going to get a few subs and listen to Jazz. Yes I will use the Bruce Almighty quote, "Do you like jazz?!"
That is one of the coolest things ever. [/b][/quote] You have NO idea. People were getting mad because they were hungry, and the little girl in the car behind and to the right was looking SO DESPERATE. I gave her some bread.
Today my best friend and I were walking in a strip mall type area, and all the businesses had their doors open. As we walked by a Haircut place I screamed in a frog like voice and scared the shit out of two or three people in there. Gooooood times.
You know those funny lists that are like "50 fun things to do at Wal-Mart?" I've done the Wal-Mart one. The whole entire list. Except since we couldn't find a polka station on the radio so we went to Spanish. Close enough.
try being a 7 year old thinking he'll float from the roof of the house down to the ground sofly with a grocery bag....
Update: The other day I was gluing some papers to a poster with this adhesive gel stuff, and I noticed it said "Extremely Flammable", so, being the pyro maniac I am, put a little glob in my kitchen sink, lit it, and watched it burn. After that, I got brave and put a small line of it so I could watch the fire move up it. Somehow, a glob got under this little drain filter that I have, and when I lit it, it didn't catch fire, it just literally blew up, and the filter went maybe a foot in the air. It seriously left me shaking for the next ten minutes.
When i was younger me and my uncle were playing golf, I hit the ball a little squint and it hit a guy on the kneee, I never actually figured out what really happened after that because i ran away as fast as i could
Um...lets see...it was the last period of the day and I was hurrying out of class. The door was like closing and I thought, heck I can make it before the door shuts. So I run full speed right into the metal door. It was like a loud, BAM and it seriously hurt. Luckily the only people saw me was my teacher and some girl staying back in class. And once in p.e. we were learning how to throw shot puts (those big heavy balls they throw in the Olympics) My teacher was like, becareful, don't hit your face with it. I was like, thats stupid, how can you hit your face with it. So I joked around and threw it. It bashed into my chin and bruised badly.
Yesterday I was playing basketball on a 8 1/2 foot hoop. I dunked it, hung on the rim, and my friend de-pantserized me. Bastard.
A friend of mine drunk-dialed American Airlines two days before 9/11 and booked two tickets (business class, mind you) to Paris. He had to phone back the next day once he sobered up to find out how much he spent As for stupid things that I've done...tornado chasing ranks right up there. I've gotten within a mile of one (we don't generally see any decent action here in Canada, but I have chased an F2), and consequently almost ended up getting killed when the funnel turned on me and threw some debris (including a garage door) my way. Needless to say, that was the hardest I've ever hit the gas pedal...