Idiotic Stuff You've Done...

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    Matt

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    You know how on Jackass it says "Do not try to recreate any of the stunts on this program."?My friend and I tried "Pavement Skiing" after seeing "Daddy and Baby" and "Mexican Snowboarding". I got on my rollerblades and attatched a couple of bungee cords to a bike.My friend started riding and when he turned,I started bouncing back and forth.One time when this happened I tripped over the curb and rolled on the pavement and he almost ran over me...One of the cords eventually got caught in the bike chain,though... :whistle:
     
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    Caitlin

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    Of course, everyone's seen the movie, Marry Popins. So when i was about 6 or 7 i decided to try that little stunt she pulls in the beginning of the movie where she floats out of the sky with an umbrellla. At the time i had this minature playground set with a slide, swings and all. So i got an umbrella, climbed up the slide and..jumped off. Much to my dismay, I didn't float down. All i ended up with was a sore ass for the rest of the day.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    This isn't something I have done... but I want to do it...

    You know how on the Red Bull adds (I know it's like this in Australia... maybe not other places) it always says "Red Bull gives you wings!" and you see some dude flying off? Well I want to drink some of that and jump off the roof thinking I am going to get wings. That way, I will get hurt and sue the company for false advertising :D
     
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    :lol: that's evil :p
     
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    lmfao!

    okay ive done alot of stupid things, but probobly the most stupid, and painful, was peeing on an electric fence :blush:

    i regret that

    and probobly playing chicken on a motorway, god i regret that
     
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    Grabbing a$$es on the highway.
    On my bike, o'course :p
     
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    I've done the umbrella thing. I jumped from the roof to see if it works.... For anyone reading this, it doesn't.

    Oh, and something I would like to do is get chocolate, go to the bathroom. Smother it all over my hands and reach my hand under the next stall and ask for toilet paper with the chocolate all over my hands. Afterwards, I would come out licking hte chocolate in front of the person. :lol:
     
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    another thing to do is wipe it all over the seat and make handprints on the handles and walls
     
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    another thing to do is wipe it all over the seat and make handprints on the handles and walls [/b][/quote]
    OMG that's disgusting :rasberry:





    But it must be a good fun :lol:
     
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    another thing to do is wipe it all over the seat and make handprints on the handles and walls [/b][/quote]
    Thats a great idea. Thanks for telling. :)
     
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    I set my chin on fire when I was 5 at my birthday party.

    I electricuted myself 3 times. Once touching an electric socket when I was 6, another touching a 120V electric fence when I was 10(Flew back 5 feet and blacked out from that bitchin' moment. And they told me it was turned off.), and the third, I can't remember. Must have whipped my brain completely.
     
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    Ouch! :wth:
     
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    Ive jumped off a school roof, bout 20ft and got a flat forehead for it, was painful at the time, but now quite funny. This is no joke, my foreheads soo flat, you could build a house on it!
     
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    Man, you're out of luck...

    I've set many, many things on fire for nothing, I've said many stupid things too, but nothing big (sadly :D ) .
     
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    remember Extreme Scootin' on jackass, well I did that and extreme wagoning down the steepest hill in the area... hit a rock did a frontflip in the wagon, landed on head... :wth:
     
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    i was playin on a rope swing wiv a pair of BMX handle bars attached 2 it, my mate had a massive blisster on his hand which burst on them so the handles were all slimy. i of course thought id have a go and i kinda slipped whcih then sent me flying down a hill! Breaking my arm in the process.

    And another thing i tried playing nut ball like they do on jackass, but, with a half a brick! OUCH! :eek:
     
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    lmfao!

    okay ive done alot of stupid things, but probobly the most stupid, and painful, was peeing on an electric fence :blush:

    i regret that

    and probobly playing chicken on a motorway, god i regret that [/b][/quote]
    OOOOOOOOO you did that!!?!?!? HOLY #### that would HURT
     
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    I got into the shower with my socks on :wth:
     
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    Good one Amy

    i blew on a bald guys head (stranger). thats only one of the idiotic things i do
     

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