How often do you masturbate?

You know, I am Not going to answer that.

 

this topic is rofling my copter

 

So I was wrong. His maximum record was 14. And he felt like his penis died after that

 

dude, omg, i think his penis died long before that

 

Haha. Well. What can I say, the guy is pretty horny

 

I am so glad I just read this entire thread just now :

 

Oh hot dayyum, this is my jayyum.

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On a side note, do guys jack off more to people that they have actually seen or to women in the media?

 

I think Casey already pointed out that having a thread full of nothing but dudes posting about their hand-to-gland activities is a fundamentally flawed concept.

 

well as long as hes doing it to himself/...

 

Haha, I'm his girlfriend.

 

TOO MANY INFORMATIONS

 

Have you ever been caught?

To pull a Creeper and to raise the sexual tension even higher I ask, have you ever been caught doing the deed? With someone or by yourself. How did you feel if you were?

 

never, thank god. i would die from embarrassment i believe

 

never been caught. i'm a ninja when it comes to jacking off. i could be fapping right in front of my whole family and they wouldn't know. not that i would, but just saying...

 

thats what you say not what you mean DDD

 

Me and Josh almost got caught having sex once...living room couch earlyish in the morning, and my mom comes out of nowhere. Luckily we had a blanket, and we had to pretend we were just snuggling sweetly. Fail.

 

Haha this is cute .

My boyfriend and I were making out in his dorm, when the room inspector came to the door. So he quickly wore his bathrobe and the conversation was something like this:

R.I- Hey were you sleeping? It's too late to be getting up at this time!
A- No, I had a paper this morning.
R.I- Well may I come in to inspect the room?
A- Well no...there is someone inside.
R.I- Oh riiight Well some examination you are having.