How often do you masturbate?

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    Heavy is the Louis, Jan 14, 2010



    POOOOOOOOOOP.
     
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    I can't come into this thread anymore without almost choking to death laughing.
     
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    Constipated Moose!
     
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    Sure you're not choking from the stench?
     
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    I blame the constipated moose on the smell
     
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    Better than choking to death doing something else (e.g. David Carradine). :whistling
     
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    Heavy is the Louis, Jan 14, 2010



    Sperm.

    *chuckles*

    Oh wait, off-topic. Forgive me.

    POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP.
     
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    Disturbedthoughts, Jan 14, 2010



    I'm not sure you can actually be off-topic in this thread anymore :lol:
     
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    how can no one find the Constipated Moose funny!
     
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    A lot of places.. and sex too when I had a gf a very long while ago.. :lol:
     
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    Theazninvasion68, Jan 15, 2010



    I masturbate, like twice a day, minimum.

    Srsly. I'm a raging all inside.
     
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    hooker time! :lol:
     
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    I'd be dirt poor, by the time a week had passed.

    ;) Rawr LOL.
     
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    Is there a standard to how much one can jack off? I know someone who does it around 4 times a day. I'm like, severely uneducated :lol:
     
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    That's alot, usually once a day is enough.
     
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    Iain

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    I know someone who's made it to 12 times in less than 24 hours.
     
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    that's ALOT like seriously, how can anyone be that horny? :)
     
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    Haha that's his average quota. He once did it 7 times as well :/
     
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    haha "quota"
     
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    Me too actually.
     
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