How often do you masturbate?

It is important to note that peeing in the shower does have benefits. Since pee has a lot of ammonia it is a preventative measure against mold.

 

Man I love pissing in the shower. Aiming for the drain hole is a blast and seeing how high in the air you can get your piss is even better! Besides, it's not so so bad when your piss smells like the milk after the bowl of Kellogg's Corn Pops. Legit, my girlfriend was the first to tell me.

Fun fact, she gets more pissed at me when I wet her hair than when I whiz on her.

This thread will change how this whole forum views me. -.-

 

This quickly went from masturbation to shit/piss adventures. I worry about some of you. I've only pissed in the shower once and it's very.. weird. If you want a challenge, and your toilet is right next to your shower, try pissing from your shower to the toliet without making a mess. That's fun business.

 

I've done this a time or two. Very difficult.

 

Yeah, especially when your toilet seat doesn't stand up like normal ones, it just falls down. The target gets even smaller.

 

No it's not....


or so I hear.

 

I would imagine it depends on where the toilet is located compared to the shower. In the master bathroom here it would be a LOT harder then in the other bathroom where it's right next to the toilet.

 

Well peeing out the bathroom window is pretty easy. AND NO ONE SUSPECTS A THING

 

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Being able to read about people's toilet habits is exactly what I needed after eating a filling meal. Thanks everyone.

 

I piss everytime in the shower. Not only does the warm water feels great, you don't have to use your hands to hold it!

 

Next topic: "What's the strangest place you've ever masturbated?"

 

School.

 

in a locker ...nah probably my own toilet, it has never really gotten far

 

Well, everywhere I've ever lived, the toilet always happens to be right next to the shower.

Unless there's a screen blocking the way, in which case I'm sure it'll start to smell later on.

Interestingly enough, I went to a party where there was a competition based on who could successfully do just that. It was terrifying.

Why did you click on this thread if you'd just eaten?

 

Showers are for showering. Toilets are for... well, toiletting. ;-P

 

I'd imagine trying to balance your ass out the window while adding the needed downward pressure wil end up with you falling out the window and landing in a pile of your own poo. Ergo shitting out the window is suicide