How often do you masturbate?

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    Casual D

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    The Fish Eye
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    You guys have issues. :lol:
     
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    Urban dictionary The Houdini ;).
     
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    I'm retracting this statement.
     
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    I'm glad this thread was re-opened, it rules.
     
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    Wow...this thread exploded with a wave of perversiveness previously unknown. o_O
     
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    I first heard about that when I was twelve, and ever since, the one thing that's popped into my mind in regards to it is "WHAT THE HOLY FUCK". Seriously? No thanks. :lol:
     
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    Yeah I'd rather not do that to a girl, like...ever.
     
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    Glorious.
     
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    I am officially disturbed now.
     
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    Now we can close the thread. It's served it's purpose to disturb Jen :lol:.
     
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    There's nothing wrong with a friendly whiz while in the shower, though. ;)
     
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    Hell no, that makes the shower and your feet smell like piss.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Depends who where you're whizzing on. ;)
     
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    I do not piss in any shower or deliver any type of golden shower to anyone.

    Just for the record lol.
     
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    Ya know...I think I may be a little bit more than I was before :lol:
     
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    Speaking of pissing in showers, I know someone who's proud to say that they do it just about every time they take a shower.
     
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    Now that's just taking the piss.
     
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    I'm having a tough time from refraining from this thread :lol:

    If it's going down the drain, well, it's being washed away. So what's the problem with Whizzing in the showers?

    If your a messy Whizzer, okay fine, but..yeah.
     
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