How often do you masturbate?

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    Arlene

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    Hey, I did respond :p
     
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    Women: 1
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    UNACCEPTABLE RATIO.
     
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    There's only been four or five serious answers from male members :p
     
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    I am re-opening this thread after some consideration.

    Enjoy.
     
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    Yay for perverted pointless threads being re-opened, stay tuned for our next thread! "How often do you take a shit!"
     
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    I take a shit about twice a day, sometimes only a few times a week depending on if I'm constipated. You?
     
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    Well Derek, as you're asking, if I intake my daily recommended dietary requirements, I usually dispose of feces daily or every couple of days. However, Derek, if I endeavour in my local curry house "Radhuni" on the occasional weekday, this may be upped to a satisfying disposal of excrement twice daily. :)
     
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    Do you masturbate while taking shit? haha
     
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    Let's just say 2 Girls 1 Cup was based on 1 Lonely Man & 1 Bhaji too many.
     
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    Curry is an act of biological warfare in my shorts.

    Nope, sometimes the release of a big hearty one is euphoric enough.
     
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    I've tried this, as I've heard it could be amazing if timed correctly, haha.

    As for the thread itself, while a bit creepy, people need to realize that masturbation is normal. And as for the girls who don't admit it, I believe it falls in the same category as farts for them. They all do it, but (most) won't admit it.
     
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    Probably not as good as a blumpkin.
     
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    I've never done either, so I wouldn't know. Although I don't think there is a single girl in the world that could get her nose that close to a toilet bowl with my shit in it without vomiting :lol:
     
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    I had to google that haha
     
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    You're welcome. :)

    I probably could post a few others to google, but that'd be just wrong.
     
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    :lol: Me too
     
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    Third-ed.

    It's a beautiful world, isn't it?
     
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    Dirty Sanchez
    Hot Carl
    Gorilla Mask
    The Shocker

    I would not recommend anybody with a weak stomach or under 18 google any of those. Definitely NSFW.
     
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    I think I'll bow out now while my food is still nestled in my stomach. Thanks. :lol:
     
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    Don't forget the Alabama Hot Pocket
     
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