How often do you masturbate?

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    Daniel

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    I'll be honest and say that, when I'm not in a relationship, it's usually around once a day.
     
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    Joe

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    Ha, exactly. I don't see Creepers fascination in wanting to know how often LPA members do this stuff. It's slightly disturbing and wierd.
     
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    Casual D

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    The creeper is starting to definitely live up to his screename :p.
     
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    Evan™

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    this.
     
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    The Emptiness Machine

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    Not much. I can't.
     
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    Gitsnik

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    :lol:
     
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    Dean

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    100 times per second (so fast people probably don't notice)
     
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    The Emptiness Machine

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    Dean is the Superman of masturbation... !
     
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    Iain

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    Four times an hour.



    You'll never know if that's the truth or a lie. :lol:
     
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    The chance that you'll meet someone on here is really slim.
     
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    Harlz

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    Twice?
     
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    Disturbedthoughts

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    I would be honest and say I never have but no one would believe me :lol:
     
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    Nick

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    Wasn't there a thread for this a long time ago?

    Either way, I won't go into detail but probably too much because i'm bored all the time.
     
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    $pvcxGhxztCasey

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    this thread is just proof of why we need more female members. if i click on a topic like this, i don't want to read 12 responses from guys saying how often they spill the milk.
     
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    Andrea

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    Best comment in this thread. :lol:
     
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    Disturbedthoughts

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    Disturbedthoughts, Jan 12, 2010



    I will admit that this topic is kinda stupid IMO :lol: And I find myself agreeing with your comment. But considering the profound lack of subtlety in the title you must of had an inkling of what was to come should you click and read.
     
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    Yes, but I clicked on this thread so my perverted mind could find out how many times people like Arlene and Andrea do it, not Daniel and Derek :p
     
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    SecondCityKids

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    lmao :lol:
     
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    Joe

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    Hahaha, yes, doesn't paint the best mental image does it. >_<
     
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