I wish. Have you ever had the urge to jump on someone in the hallway and start making out with them furiously?
nope. Have you ever thought of transfering schools because the guys at your current one are all jackasses?
nope. Have you ever put something on, forgot that you had it on and then walk around in public with it (saxaphone strap, for example)?
Today I found a sticker that said "I'm not deaf, I'm ignoring you." on it and wore it for the full day without knowing. Have you ever timed something out perfectly?
yes, I have. When you pull a prank on a swim coach, punctuality (Ha! what a word) is very important. Have you ever pulled an awesome prank?
Yeah, many ones . Well-placed insults too . I've just been told too much ones I'm becoming what I hated . Have you ever hit a mirror thinking it was another part of the room?
Nope, but I walked into a glass door once. That is kind of the same thing Have you ever wanted to eat a worm for money? (Worms are awesome! )
no.... I've tried snails and squid, however. Have you ever sacfrificed something to the weather gods in hope of good weather for your game tomorrow?
yes, i sacrificed my brother's shoe and it worked!! have you ever met a girl that you can't get out of your head?
can't say I have... have you ever been so bored you started wrecking things and went all psycho - destructive?
Many times. That actually happend to me today. Have you ever accidently stapled your finger while trying to staple paper?
not yet... have you ever stuffed yourself with so much food you'd probably barf if you tried to eat anything else?