Of course I have (the food at least) Have you ever put your hand through a window?(it doesn't hurt as much as it would seem)
yeah... good times... have you ever bullied someone... real bad... no wait, that's dumb... have you ever bullied someone real bad WHO DIDN'T DESERVE IT?
yeah, death can be scary... only if you think too much about it... have you ever stuck your tounge to a frozen pole?
One time a cop told me that if I didn't leave the mall he was going to take me back to his house and "have his way with me". Have you ever had sexual relationships with a goldfish?
I think I did when I was younger... but it didn't work very well. Have you ever had 2 brothers/sisters wanting you at the same time?