no... have you ever laughed so hard that you couldnt breathe... and your cheeks felt numb... and your stomach felt like it would implode...??
yes, and it's the coolest/weirdest feeling in the world!~ have you ever added someone to your buddy list and then later when they are on, you have no clue who they are, so you ask them and feel like a dumba$s when you realize who it is?
I'd be happy to have the chance to :chemist: . Have you ever drank so much of anything you felt you were gonna explode?
Yes, I used to be obsessed with them, Have you ever thrown a dart at the back of someones headand it got them?
Yeah.. I did that today. I couldn't be f*cked going to school. Have you ever got scared of your shadow?
When I was stranded on an island after my FedEx plane crashed, I had to use a skate's blade to knock a rotten tooth out of my mouth. Then I became close friends with a volleyball named Wilson. He was good to me. I miss him. :'( Have you ever... um... stapled your fingers together? (It hurts!)
who hasn't...?? have you ever stapled a fly to the ground?? [tips: wait until the fly is tired from flying into the windows... and try doing this in a room with floorboards... then be 'at the ready' and staple it right to the ground... now, be careful not to use tiny staples as they tend to kill the fly... and you don't want that... heavy duty ones are good for actually connecting with the ground... oh and, try also to do it somewhere which is covered by something, like a chair, so the mark can't be seen... GOOD LUCK!!!]