Have you Ever....

My school is full of aliens.

Have you ever had s*x with an alien?

 

Yes. And it looked like me.

Have you ever... asked a "have you ever" question?

 

ewww nope hahaha


have you ever eaten an alien?

 

Oh yeah! Tasty, yummy!

Have you ever eaten the alienburger?

 

yup! those are pretty yummy...


have you ever gone to the alien parlor?

 

uhh no?





have you ever eaten a banana with coke?

 

Nope


Have you ever won Academy Award?

 

nope.




have you ever gone out with or ever considered going out with a close friend?

 

No.

Have you ever been on vacation for more than a month?

 

No.

Have you ever gotten blisters on your hands from clapping?

 

No, I usually stop before .

Have you ever bought something really expensive?

 

yea, my soul

have you ever thought of jumping off a cliff?

 

Hell yeah!!!


Have you ever been frightened of school?

 

all the time

Have you ever thought of me naked?

 

Noooo.


Have you ever not gone to school for a month? (not holidays...)

 

nope.. hehe..

have you ever slept in front of your computer because you spent most of your their bummin on the net??

 

no, but i have slept under a computer... somehow

have you ever eaten raw eggs?

 

haha.. nope..


have you.. ever.. squeezed someone else's pimples?? [ekh.. hehe]

 

NUP!! and i'll be damned if that day comes...

have you ever sat on an animal to eventually kill it?

 

Nope

Have you ever had a pimple on your bum?