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    Luke

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    Luke was once charged with attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the chargesbecause Luke does not "attempt" murder.

    A picture is worth a thousand words. A Luke is worth 1 billion words.

    According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Luke created God by snapping his fingers.


    It knows me better than I know myself. :eek:
     
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    hawk

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    Be scared.
     
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    LOL @ Adam!


    Robynn can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to her nipples.

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    Minus

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    It knows I'm asian:

    "Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Kacy calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
    When Kacy wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
    When Kacy breaks the law, the law doesn't heal.
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Kacy once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
     
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    There is no Control button on Rob's computer. Rob is always in control.
    Rob was what Willis was talkin' about.
    Time waits for no thing. Unless that thing is Rob.
    Rob CAN believe it's not butter. note: that stuff does not taste like butter lol...
    Rob once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
    Rob doesn�t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
    Rob drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
    Rob knows the last digit of pi.
    Rob wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
    Rob let the dogs out.
    Rob once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
    Rob doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

    I like that website XD.

    BTW the last digit of pi is 42 (that's 42 in one digit, not 4,2 in two digits)
     
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