Fav. Quotes...

"The hobbitses stole ze precious....."

~Everyone's favorite anorexic golbin-like thing, Gholum.

"Three out of four voices in my head say I'm sane."

~Unknown

"Three out of four voices in my head say your insane."

~Unknown

 

This is as fun as watching paint dry.



I remember that someone told me this.

 

here's an old one:

"Your as slow as cold molasis runnin' up a 'ill"

'ill=hill

 

This is an original




True friends stab you in the front.

 

it's spelt gollum, thought you might like to know XD

"one survey says that 3 out 4 people makes up 75% of the world."

^ i love that quote!

 

"Your as useful as an ash tray on a motorbike"

 

"It is not weak to value life!"~~~~Raiden from Mortal Kombat Annihliation. Watched that movie at 4 this morning cause i couldnt sleep.

 

My fave are:

Q: What's your plans for Valentine's Day?
Chester: Masturbation.

'The best thing I'd ever done to my parents was learning to use the toilet.' - Chester

Mike: I have a toothbrush... my toothbrush is sexy

Metal Edge: The mullet is making a comeback. Will we be seeing a red mullet on Chester Bennington at any point during OZZfest?
Chaz: Personally, I hate them. I think it's a disgusting haircut. I think parents who force their young boys to wear mullets should be institutionalized. There's no reason to ever have a mullet...Unless you're doing it just to be a dork.
Metal Edge: So would you ever do that?
Chaz: Of course.

 

If you have a minute or two read the thing below:


I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing that you can't have them.

Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.

Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

Whatever happens, happens for a reason.