Hi! And HEEEELLLPPPPP!!!!! Starting next week my local radio station is having a contest, and the winners will be sent to U.S. to go see LP LIVE at the Summer Sanitorium!!!!! AAAARRRGGHH! I want it so BADLY!!!! So bad it almost hurts.. no wait, it DOES hurt! This is one of my only chances to see 'em live! Problem is, you have to go thru a pretty tedious process ... first, we gotta call in and identify the lyrics... BIG, MONDO problem... not the identifying the lyrics part, but the calling in part!!! It's a SUPER famous radio station and i tell you it's gonna be torture... a total roller coaster of emotions while i HOPE and PRAY I get thru!!! :argh: Neways, there's gonna be a bunch finalists.. and get this... they'd have to eat to win!!! NO! This is terrible! You see, it just so happens that I have this thing with food... I eat little, and often.. I get full really fast, even faster when I eat, well, fast. (But I'll get hungry again soon...), but in the finals we'll have to devour coke, ice-cream and chips in the fastest time possible! This BITES!! Food is NUTRITION! NOT something we gobble for entertainment value!!!! Assuming I manage to get to the finals... how do I force myself to eat??? It's gross! Tarantulas? Can do. Bungee jumping? No prob. Piercing, tattoos, streaking thru the shopping mall, CAN handle.... but not stuffing my face... also I'm a neat eater... DAMN WHY DID MY MOM BRING ME UP WITH MANNERS??? CAN anyone give me tips to eat fast?? ANd how to make my stomach expand? I'd appreciate that! And sorry for my incessant crap! I'm sure you undetand my desperation!!!!
I wouldn't call getting a chance to see Linkin park as pointless... seeing as how i live in a pretty far flung country.... it's a good chance, i feel... unless you eman the eating thing is pointless, in which case i agree with you completely
Well, you would want to practice eating those things, and see if you can handle them all at the same time. A tip for eating fast... you're going to see LP if you win... thats about all I'd need...
Asking how to eat fast is like asking how to travel through time. There's no real way to do it. You're most likely going to throw up, but I think if you really want these tickets you won't care about that.
I'm very picky about the amount of food I can handle too. you have to use the possibility of seeing LP live as your motivation to win. Maybe you could starve yourself for a dozen or so hours then be plenty hungry for food. I'm not sure if practising will work because it may not be the same kind of food that they give you. Maybe they'll even give you tickets out of pity if you eat enough, haha. I wish you good luck, I know I'd do anything to see LP live, they'll never come to atlantic Canada.
Well, if you're gonna decide to go through with it, just try to picture LP in your head the whole time while you're eating (if you get that far). It'll probably be some good motivation.
Unwritten Rule: Do not say a thread is pointless. If a member of staff thinks it is pointless and serves no purpose, it will be closed. And actually it's not pointless. The person is asking for advice/help, what's pointless about that? Anyway; Don't starve yourself before the thing. If you don't eat regulary your metabilism will slow down, and you will get full faster than normal. Eat like you would regular leading up to the contest, except eat a little less than normal. Then when your there, just use the fact that you'll get to see Linkin Park live if you eat a lot.
Unwritten Rule: Do not say a thread is pointless. If a member of staff thinks it is pointless and serves no purpose, it will be closed. And actually it's not pointless. The person is asking for advice/help, what's pointless about that? Anyway; Don't starve yourself before the thing. If you don't eat regulary your metabilism will slow down, and you will get full faster than normal. Eat like you would regular leading up to the contest, except eat a little less than normal. Then when your there, just use the fact that you'll get to see Linkin Park live if you eat a lot. [/b][/quote] lol....well I certainly shouldn't become a doctor when I have to choose my first profession, lol.
Don't starve yourself before the contest like Bryan said, you'll probably throw up once you get a little full. When you eat, make sure to breathe so you don't choke. Kinda common sense stuff, but hope that helped. Good luck!
I guess (if i make it that far) I'll just motivate myself by thinking of Linkin Park all the way! :chaz: I might practice the drinking thing... dunno about the ice-cream tho.. someone told me to mash it into soup first and drink that, and it'll be faster.. and another dude told me to mash up the chips into little pieces in the bag first so I can gulp that down too!! A lot of my friends, or rather classmates were taking the mickey out of me for trying to enter! They were going on and on about how little old me (i'm pretty small sized and innocent looking, heh heh heh) couldn't EVER take on a bunch of other contestants, especially since I'm a girl! But that's never stopped me before! My good friends already devised a plan where (if i make it) they'd shout M.O.M. to me during the contest. Stands for Mind Over Matter, which is one of my (many) mottoes... We didn't want contestants realising that too so they said they're shout 'Think of MOM!' Haha, silly, huh? I think I'd better concentrate on getting *in* first! Anyways thank everyone for the help! P/s I'm trying out a new sig, hope it works.. not too good at these computer thingies! P/p/s The thing about the ducks and stuff is an original motto of mine... heh heh, very proud of it! But that's only because I'm loony and then some...
Try making yourself throw up before. Kinda gruesome, but then again that opens up a little space and doesn't slow you metabolism, I don't think. Or you could just throw up while eating. Even worse, but there are worse things I would do to see LP en concerto.
Throw up?? Hmm.. maybe if I'm desperate I will try that! But I was told not to starve myself before, cos, like they sed, you'll get full all the more faster! Seriously tho... this sucks!!! They saw me coming, man! :argh: I would totally DO ANYTHING too see LP... If it were any challenge that it was a matter of Will or Won't (as opposed to this eating thing which is Can or Can't!!), I'd say I stand a good chance! But thing eating thing.. bites and then some... :wth:
I GOT IT! I have a fast metabolism, and i can eat ALOT, especially if its junk food. So I have an idea. Ill come to where this thing is....saay that Im you, eat everything in sight Youll get the LP tickets..and we'll go to the show!!!! HAHA ITS BRILLIANT..........ok back to reality.
Hahaahaa That's great! Or you could give me your name and ID no. and I'll ring up and pretend I'm you :whistle: and then you go chow down, and we'll take the two tickets and go together!!! Haahahaaa! What's exlax? IS it a laxative (I'm very blur)? yeah, we could put heaps of it in their food and they'll be running off stage while I take my own sweet time to eat! heheheee
Okay, I know double posting is NOT encouraged *aaaaaAAAAaaaaHHHH!!! Run and hides!* so i hope ur not mad, but i HAD to tell u sumthing funny my friend said to me just now! DON'T read if you're squeamish! I was telling him about the laxative idea, and he goes like, "Why don't YOU take the laxative!" And I was like "Say WHAT?" And he's was all, "YOU take the laxative, a whole bottle of it! And you wear diapers so the food'll go straight through you and you won't get full fast!!!" And I was, "EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!" to the max!!! Yuck Yuck YUCK YUCK!!!! Eheeehee, he's such a dumb ass!