Hi! And HEEEELLLPPPPP!!!!! Starting next week my local radio station is having a contest, and the winners will be sent to U.S. to go see LP LIVE at the Summer Sanitorium!!!!! AAAARRRGGHH! I want it so BADLY!!!! So bad it almost hurts.. no wait, it DOES hurt! This is one of my only chances to see 'em live! Problem is, you have to go thru a pretty tedious process ... first, we gotta call in and identify the lyrics... BIG, MONDO problem... not the identifying the lyrics part, but the calling in part!!! It's a SUPER famous radio station and i tell you it's gonna be torture... a total roller coaster of emotions while i HOPE and PRAY I get thru!!! :argh: Neways, there's gonna be a bunch finalists.. and get this... they'd have to eat to win!!! NO! This is terrible! You see, it just so happens that I have this thing with food... I eat little, and often.. I get full really fast, even faster when I eat, well, fast. (But I'll get hungry again soon...), but in the finals we'll have to devour coke, ice-cream and chips in the fastest time possible! This BITES!! Food is NUTRITION! NOT something we gobble for entertainment value!!!! Assuming I manage to get to the finals... how do I force myself to eat??? It's gross! Tarantulas? Can do. Bungee jumping? No prob. Piercing, tattoos, streaking thru the shopping mall, CAN handle.... but not stuffing my face... also I'm a neat eater... DAMN WHY DID MY MOM BRING ME UP WITH MANNERS??? CAN anyone give me tips to eat fast?? ANd how to make my stomach expand? I'd appreciate that! And sorry for my incessant crap! I'm sure you undetand my desperation!!!!