Discussion in 'Serious Chat' started by Mark, Dec 11, 2005.
georgia moonshine....199.9 proof.
nice. tastes like shit.
I've recently started drinking and it's a lot of fun. My friends all drink a hell of a lot (and drank a lot before I started) so I've got a lot of funny stories.
One night we were at my friend Matt's house and there was close to thirty people there drinking. Matt and my friend Dave started doing shots of Bacardi 151 with each other. They got to like the third shot and Matt spilled half his shot on himself. Dave's like, "What the fuck is this?" So Matt grabs the bottle and takes two huge fucking swigs of 151 equating to about six shots. So then Dave does the same exact thing. And after that they take two or three more shots. Dave goes into the kitchen and leans on his hand. He throws up everywhere and passes out. Then he wakes up and goes into the kitchen. Then he passes out again hugging the toilet. Matt throws up. He's helped upstairs. He throws up on his cat on the way up. He gets to his bed and throws up two or three more times. Then he falls asleep in it. He wakes up in the middle of the night and goes, "Holy shit, it's wet," and goes back to sleep. Meanwhile I didn't drink a lot because I didn't know how much I could handle so I was only moderately buzzing. It was fucking amazing.
This other night we'd all drank a concoction my friend Tim invented called Happy Punch. It's basically a mixed drink but it's Hawai'ian Punch with Grey Goose vodka in it. Then he takes and cuts up a bunch of random fruit (oranges, apples, bananas, kiwis, limes, etc) and throws them in there. He puts it in the fridge and lets it sit for a couple hours. It's really fucking strong. Well, we were all drinking it and Tim and his girlfriend Shaina started messing around with all of us and Tim ended up getting Shaina naked. But Tim got naked, too. And since he threw his boxers across the room and no one wanted to touch them he had to go get them himself. So he wrapped a pillow around his waist and walked across the room. "Tim, are you wearing a fucking pillow?" "Yes I am." Then the fucking pillow fell and all hell broke loose. His mom yelled at us and we went to Shaina's house where we met up with a bunch of other people and we all drank over there. Ha-mazing.
The week after graduation Tim's parents went out of town so we had a week-long party of sorts where all we did all week was drink. It was amazing because I could've potentially hooked up with three different girls. We were drinking everything possible. Grey Goose vodka, Bacardi 151, rum, gin, Coors Light, Miller Light. To put it simply Tim bought a cooler that week for his closet and it's always stocked with alcohol. We were all so wasted every night that week that Tim eventually ended up going to work the last couple of days with a hangover...and he had to work at 5 p.m.
Just the other night we all hung out and my friend Colin was going on and on about certain racist topics for some reason. He was talking about how "colored people should do our work for us." So Stu, who's recording the ENTIRE thing on his phone, goes, "Uh. That's called slavery." And everyone busts up laughing for like an hour. And then when we were all done laughing, we each did two or three shots of 151 and vodka and then downed a huge container of "Ghetto Tea" which is iced tea and 151, Jungle Juice which is apple juice and Grey Goose and happy punch. It was utterly amazing.
Yeah. We don't really have a drink of choice but we mostly drink Coors Light, Grey Goose vodka, Bacardi 151, Jack Daniel's whiskey, Corona and Smirnoff. And the usual mixed drinks we come up with.
One of my dreams used to be to have Tequila with lemon and salt. It was amazing, I loved it I had it in Brazil when I went there to visit last summer. Brazilians are crazy people they're so much fun. The drinking age there is normally 18 but everyone drinks there at any age really, a 14 year old can walk around the streets with a beer in her hand if he/she wanted. They also have clubs.. which are amazing as well. Strobe lights, smoke, and plenty of free beers. Also those liquid blue shots, that you can shoot into your mouth with a straw-like needle thing. I never got to try those though sadly, they were too expensive but maybe someday.
But a club I went to was fun, I was so drunk I jumped on stage with a band and started dancing. My exchange student urged me to so I did lol. I'm normally not that crazy but it was very fun. The drinking age in Florida is 21 which sucks, because it's very hard to get around that unless you know how to be quiet about it. So therefore I don't do it very often, but enjoy it whenever I get the chance to do so.
Can't stand beer but i love Bailey's , mmmm so creamy..*drools*
Suddenly, I appreciate that the trailer wasn't five inches lower than it was.
Shep you're a git.
Will's story reminded me of some other fun stories: While in France this year with Shep, Joey, Singhy and Madden:
// First night: Most of us (but I didn't, I was being a good girl for sake of death =P) got absolutely slaughtered on some fantastic Rosé WITH MY DAD (and a few other randomers from the village), went to the river at the bottom of the villiage and started throwing each other into it. Most of the lads were just in boxers, us women on the other hand were a little more sensible and were wearing at least pyjamas =P
// At a BBQ we were having - I got very very drunk and ended up falling off one of the levels we have in the garden, onto the lawn and right between two plant pots. I was stuck for about 10 minutes
// After an acting project - me and the others who were in it went to a little pub not far from the school who we were working for. We managed to go down the Pitcher list three times, so we were all very very drunk. Then some more of my mates appeared, they joined in, making us basically take over half of this pub. Then we started playing Spin the Bottle. What we didn't know that all the kids who we acted for, who thought we were all big and evil followed us and were now watching us as everyone threw themselves onto everyone else.
After that it was back to mine for the second part of what was a royal piss up. Many things happened then. Apparently I ended up trying to make some chicken nuggets.
// At someone's party that I got invited to, me and the host's girlfriend plus a few other girls went upstairs into the attic with two bottles of port. We downed them, got pretty sloshed and watched the porno that she had bought for his birthday.
After this, there was lots of me and the guy's girlfriend dancing on the kitchen counter with two bottles of Peach Schnappes each, singing Bohemian Rhapsody and basically acting like peckers
Further on into the night and we both ended up getting stuck in the bath. What's worse, is that some smart arse decided to turn the chuffing thing on.
But yeah...Still a very good night =P
My favourite drink, all time is a Black Toothed Grin (shot of crown royal with a splash of coke). made famous by none other than Dimebag himself.
I also drink MGD, and a shitload of Baileys.
dude my friend makes this bangin coffee...i don't know what is in it but oh my god its like a liquid orgasm...
we used to put it in nesquik bottles cuz it looks just like chocolate milk and we used to get drunk in school...oh those were the days...
MGD = Best Beer.
Ah, good topic for sure!
I've always been mainly a beer drinker, I go with Canadian, Labatts, Heineken, and other non-light beers. But I also have an extremely fond affection for rum (Baccardi or Capt. Morgans) and vodka (Grey Goose is the shit!)...and also the Jagermeister that my friend brought back from Germany!
Anyways, I was at a good party last night, and some crazy stuff happened. One, right at the start of the party, this one guy was really drunk and for some reason I do not know his back caught on fire and he had minor burns and his hair was all singed at the back...he was alright but it was crazy! Then some guy was hanging onto the basketball net and broke it right off the house. Lots of drunken craziness I don't remember, colouring on people who were passed out....having some awesome jams downstairs. Walking to our friends to crash for the night was an adventure, running around in the bush and staggering along the country roads while cars passed by...myself almost veering into one lol. During grad night I got stupid and mixed beer and vodka...my and some friends played darts while completely wasted...NOT a good idea! And I said to my friend "lets go get my saxophone!"...so we went outside and I climbed on top of his SUV and jumped off, or at least thats what my friend told me in the morning...then I got my saxophone and started playing it...it was a miracle I didn't break it LOL.
Anyways, I don't drink too frequently (I go to a couple of parties a month) but the times I do have I enjoy myself
I started to drink a little bit this year. I haven't had much at all (basically a beer, shot, or cup of wine every few weeks...whenever my parents are out and I feel like having something)
Things I like:
Many types of wine
A combination of Whiskey and Rye was tolerable
Things I hate:
Sam Adams Boston Lager
Yeah, Wine is great, too. I like white wines the best aka Rieslings or Gwertztraminer...my uncle makes his own wine which is really good!
in the way of wine, i prefer arbor mist. it's like a social drink thing, but i am starting to like that recently, just a drink to take the edge off, not to get drunk or anything. i like it. and i don't have to worry about anything going wrong.
I dislike more of less every alcoholic beverage on the planet. Tried tons of beers multiple times, can't stand any of them. Don't drink hardly at all. Never get drunk. I don't like not being in control of my actions.
personally i hate the taste. it sucks. that's why i have been drinking stuff like mike's lemonade and stuff, cuz it tastes good and it creeps up on you.
I don't drink. I don't think I'll ever drink.
I drink when I can with my friends. I'm 20, so it's underage (have to be 21) but I personally think if you can go to war, you can drink a beer, but that's for another topic another day.
I prefer beer over liquor. Miller is the company of choice. Depending on my mood, I'll kill for a Genuine Draft (drinking one now ) or a Lite. Like Paul said, MGD = the best beer ever , seriously.
I've hated vodka since I had over half a bottle a little over a year ago. We only had Mountain Dew to chase it with (dumbest thing ever) and that ruined Mountain Dew for me for about 4 months but I can't even look at vodka at all. Makes me sick. I'll do some Captain and Coke mixes every once in a while but I usually can't touch rum. I've really been wanting to do some Jag bombs because I hear they are amazing but I generally try to stay away from hard stuff because I suck and I don't like the taste and I really can't turn down great beer.
The only stories I really have is the one time my friends and I got kicked out at a house party (I don't really feel like typing it right now) and the 2 times I've sleep walked to my bed after passing out on a couch . But generally, I can handle myself. Nothing bothers me more than people pretending to be drunk after 2 shots or a couple beers. I know a lot of people like that too. But I've typed a lot so I'll end the post. Now back to JAWS!
Im only 16 and i have gotten drunk 1 time in fact it was yesterday when my mom stepdad and sister left home
I've been a really really bad underage drinker for the past 3 or 4 years. Well, I used to be. I used to get extremely drunk (can't remember much at all from many of the night's I've been out drinking) one night a week, but that soon changed to 4 or so when I was having a rough time. I cut back to pretty much 1 night a week but then one night, well, let's just say some not so good stuff happened. Now, I don't drink. I know I might drink again one day, but I really don't want to. It's bad, I've learnt that. You can change what happens and sometimes you screw things up for good. and none of it would have happened if you weren't drinking. I know this isn't the case for just a little bit of drinking, but I had a bit of a problem. So yeah, it's my fault. Just don't ever let it get that far.
Legal drinking age here is 18. So it's always been underage for me.
I'll share some good drinking times next time I come back..
Am I the only one bad things have happened to while they were drunk?
Legal drinking age is 21.
haha, first off, I'm a lightweight. I drink one Mike's Hard Leomonaid and I'm buzzed.
I first got drunk at 16, on Firday the 13th, drinking straight SoCo (Sothern Comfort). I blacked out for 6hrs. I really have no idea what happened other than what people have told me. All I know for sure is that I blacked out on one side of the town, and woke up on the other side of town (and it was my car they drove). That was one of the two times I;ve gotten a hang over. I could have died. But what is kind of funny, as soon as I got home, my mom made me go shopping with her. That was the worst torture in the world.
It was a year before I drank again. I started drinking with friends occasionally.
Over all, I probably don't drink with the best people or under the most friendly circumstances.
I've only played strip poker or regular poker drinking games. Whoever wins chooses who takes a shot, takes something off, or both. This is only with my best friends though.
Oh, one year, when I was 17, for Halloween, I went to my first college party. I was Black. (seriously, I had my hair in cornrows and was wearing a black dress/shoes/coat. Everyone thought it was hilarious!! ) I had 6 Miller lights, 2 or 3 shots of JD in Coke, some margarita mix...yeah. I was gone. It was fun, but the cops came. Me and the only other two underaged kids left out the back. We were walking down the back street when A friend called me and was right there to pic us up. It couldn't have been better timing. They were sweet and helped me by driving my truck home. When I walked in the door, my dad had just called 5mins ago asking when I would get home, and I played of being sober REALLY well. haha I was even in high heels!
...there was also all kinds of drama, but I won't get into that.
When I get drunk, I tend to get gigglie, loud, off balance, and I hand out hugs and kisses like candy. lol. Not a good thing in the wrong place. hehe. It can be a lot of fun though. I think I've been drunk less than 30x....wich really isn't much at all if you look at the people I know.
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