Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Jesse, Mar 17, 2014.
Granted: I know that fear all too well
I wish my shift would end already.
Granted: You're having fun!
I wish I could get this damn controller to work with Win8.
Destroyed. The controller disintegrates.
I wish Behemoth would come tomorrow.
Wish Granted: Behemoth holds a show in Denver, and asks Pidgey to create the setlist for them. He reacts with exuberant joy.
I wish that I had Deliverance.
Destroyed - All copies seize to exist - even digital ones.
I wish I could stay up all night playing Pokemon Y
Destroyed. Your game crashes and you have to wait until tomorrow to buy a new copy.
I wish I can get to an LP concert.
Wish Destroyed: You receive tickets, only to find that Linkin Park splits up the day before your concert.
I wish Dream Theater would tour Texas.
Wish granted; Dream Theater tours Texas however you're in Kazakhstan at the time.
I wish I'd go study.
Wish destroyed: You have fun and fail all tests.
I wish I had some more RAM for this laptop.
Granted, you have infinite RAM!
I wish I had something good to drink.
Destroyed - you have a disgusting drink that will make you throw up if you drink it
I wish I didn't have literature class tomorrow...
Destroyed: lit class will go on as scheduled! DUH DUH DUH!
I wish this place would just give me a job already!
Destroyed: You get a job but one of your first tasks is to fire 5 people, including yourself.
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