Djinni's Resolve. (Or How to Destroy Dreams.)

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  1. Jeff

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    Granted: I know that fear all too well

    I wish my shift would end already.
     
  2. Jesse

    Jesse Out of the abyss. LPA Über VIP

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    Granted: You're having fun!

    I wish I could get this damn controller to work with Win8.
     
  3. Erica

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    Destroyed. The controller disintegrates.

    I wish Behemoth would come tomorrow.
     
  4. Gibs

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    Wish Granted: Behemoth holds a show in Denver, and asks Pidgey to create the setlist for them. He reacts with exuberant joy.

    I wish that I had Deliverance.
     
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  5. Liz

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    Destroyed - All copies seize to exist - even digital ones.

    I wish I could stay up all night playing Pokemon Y
     
  6. The Joesen One

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    Destroyed. Your game crashes and you have to wait until tomorrow to buy a new copy.

    I wish I can get to an LP concert. :(
     
  7. Gibs

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    Wish Destroyed: You receive tickets, only to find that Linkin Park splits up the day before your concert.

    I wish Dream Theater would tour Texas.
     
  8. Filip

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    Wish granted; Dream Theater tours Texas however you're in Kazakhstan at the time.

    I wish I'd go study.
     
  9. Jesse

    Jesse Out of the abyss. LPA Über VIP

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    Wish destroyed: You have fun and fail all tests.

    I wish I had some more RAM for this laptop.
     
  10. Erica

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    Granted, you have infinite RAM!

    I wish I had something good to drink.
     
  11. Liz

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    Destroyed - you have a disgusting drink that will make you throw up if you drink it

    I wish I didn't have literature class tomorrow...
     
  12. Erica

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    Destroyed: lit class will go on as scheduled! DUH DUH DUH!

    I wish this place would just give me a job already!
     
  13. Jesse

    Jesse Out of the abyss. LPA Über VIP

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    Destroyed: You get a job but one of your first tasks is to fire 5 people, including yourself.
     

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