Djinni's Resolve. (Or How to Destroy Dreams.)

Wish Granted: No one suffers the pain from having wisdom teeth pulled because they no longer exist and everyone is a bit happier than they would be otherwise.

I wish my nose wasn't stuffed.

 

Destroyed: You have no nose now.

I wish I could have a good gaming computer.

 

Wish Granted: Because I want one too.

I wish that it was Tuesday already, I need Animals As Leaders' new album!

 

Destroyed: You misread the release date and it's actually scheduled for 3/25/2015.

I wish I didn't have to take state standardized testing.

 

Granted. You don't have to take it. Though you're worse off for it.

I wish the Écailles de Lune album had a special edition.

 

Destroyed: Not even the album exists

I wish I wasn't so tired

 

Granted. You are able to sleep for 9 hours every night.

I wish I went to Hogwarts.

 

Destroyed, you get accepted to Hogwards and are happy for the entire summer, then you are kicked out at the last minute as it became a girl-only school.

I wish I could think of a wish.

 

W-what? Wizards are rare as it is!

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Granted, but your wish sucks.

Wish I could go swimming.

 

Wish Destroyed: You go swimming at a beach, only to find the water is infested with sharks. They eat you alive, and it's hilarious.

I wish I had the hardcover versions of Compendiums 1 & 2 of The Walking Dead.

 

Destroyed: You are supposed to receive them as a gift but they're sent to me, I refuse to send them back.

I wish I had a working Hover Board.

 

Granted. We're looking at you Back to the Future writers.

I wish I had more money.

 

Granted: Money is spilling out the seams of your clothing.

I wish I were more articulate.

 

Destroyed. you now have the articulation of Jimmy from South Park.

I wish David Brockie hadn't died :/

 

Granted: I have no idea who that is but yeah. I'm not a dick..

I wish my nose wasn't SO GODDAMN STUFFED!!!!!!!!

 

Wish Granted: Your nose is now completely drainage free.

I wish the creators of Hannibal would release an official soundtrack.

 

Granted: Cause I want it too.

I wish it wasn't so cold.

 

Granted. You da hawtest naooo.

I wish for a second chance.

 

Granted: You even have a third one

I wish I didn't have class today so I could sit outside in the sun all day

 

Destroyed. The sun gives you painful sunburn.

I wish I can get my priorities straight.