Derek And Omar's Rap Battle

Discussion in 'Serious Chat' started by Casual D, Apr 1, 2003.

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    they play more than 3 artists
    and it's the good rappers they get on BET
    not MTV :p [/b][/quote]
    Thou dost have a point. ;)
     
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    Omar

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    it's called opinion, I have my own.....
    and if u think 50 cent sucks so bad....

    I'd like to hear your album?

    Thou shall not speak of Mediveal times :chemist:
     
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    My album? $15.99 please. It's titled "Get Rich, or Die Sounding Like Sh!t" :lol:
     
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    Omar

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    y are you acting so immature? You know their are people who hate LP, but I don't fight with them because i live in AMERICA where your entitled to your own opinion,

    This has gone so far off topic that if you respond to this, I will close it, let's keep this in PM if you really think it's necessary to act like children...
     
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    Oh, like asking me for my album is mature? I didn't start this little fued. I said 50 Cent is crap and your response was that? Hmm, talk about a lack of respect for opinions.
     
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    Whoa. :mellow:
     
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    Bryan

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    Oh, like asking me for my album is mature? I didn't start this little fued. I said 50 Cent is crap and your response was that? Hmm, talk about a lack of respect for opinions. [/b][/quote]
    Well, i'm going to pretend i'm Omar and close this. Because he said its getting off topic and if you respond it was going to be closed.

    *close*

    Anyone who wants to have a thread to show off your rhyming talents, you can make another one as long as it stays on topic.
     
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    Omar

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    Ok, let's start with the name
    From The Inside? Man that's pretty lame
    Claiming that your a real fan of rap
    So why should I call you a rock song "dear chap"?
    You don't even deserve to listen to LP
    The only thing you deserve is mono and a bad case of HIV
    Cuz your pissing me off and I wanna see your reply
    Prolly brake down and admit your not a guy [sorry]
    Cuz you act more immature than a 5 year old
    Please, I wanna see your reply
    Cuz, I'm telling you
    You've just been told
    So step up to the mic
    And get your assed boo-ed off
    Oh I forgot, some girls are just so soft
    And I hope we don't loose a fan over this
    Do I care about a transvestite wannabe man who can't piss?
    NO,so let's cuz the sh*t mr."i know rap"
    The biggest shot you ever got
    Is when you exploded all over your lap
     
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    Wow, so you wanna go at it like that? Hmph. ;)
     
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    Oh no, it's the girly with the bleeding jeans,
    Somebody give this woman a pad cuz she be leaking on me.
    The b!tch is already nagging about just like a wife,
    Trying to stab me with her flows but I'm getting stab with a rubber knife.
    Please, you fake, go play with Barbies and bake cakes.
    Your ass is leaves in the fall and is about to get f_cking raked.
    Naw, f_ck that, your ass is jailbait and about to get raped.
    I take you out to dinner and make you pay for the most expensive plate.
    I got rhymes juicer than quality restaurant steaks.
    You dreamin' like you know me but you need to stay awake,
    Before I bend you out of shape and put you down in your place,
    On life support at the hospital on the corner of Main and 8th.
    You couldn't serve me right if you worked at Burger King,
    I enjoyed seeing your ugly-ass in the movie The Thing.
    I'm shutting your trannie-ass down like Windows XP,
    I catch your ass off-guard so bad you can't even breathe.
    You're lyrically being harrassed,
    And there's no way you can surpass.
    Take those written flows of the past and throw 'em in the trash,
    I'm slapping the mic out of your hand and putting that arm in a cast,
    Cuz you couldn't be the sh!t if you came out of my ass.
     
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    Why u be dissing em and 50 ur battle is nothing but a dime :angry:
     
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    Better than a nickel. ;)

    Actually, my rhymes don't have a monetary value, but thanks! :lol:
     
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    Omar

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    Aight aight...
    I gotta hand it to you
    Here's a d!ick fa**ot
    But don't ask me to cram it through you
    Your rapping about sh*t that don't even exist
    Did you get the point of freestylin?
    Evidently you missed...
    See, when you rap about barbie's and baked cakes
    Then you turn around and start telling me that I'm the fake?
    Perhaps you need to cut the verbal analogies
    Didn't I already discuss the risks of anal HIVS?
    So please, before you bend me down and shaped?
    Can I please call 911 to tell them I'm about to be raped
    Cuz I have to pick apart all the errors in your lines
    I'll catch you off guard like a f*ckin vietnam mine
    So before you talk more sh!t about having me up your ass
    Please try to pass the 3rd grade basic English class
     
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    "Your rapping about sh*t that don't even exist..."

    isn't it "You're?"

    and wouldn't "barbie's" be more appropriate withOUT the apostrophe.

    "Didn't I already discuss the risks anal HIVS"

    I see an obvious missing word there.

    How many time did you fail that English class, aye? LOL
    It's all for fun, right? :whistle:
     
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    It's funny now you're speaking of handing me a d!ck,
    Where you gonna get it? Not between your hips.
    An adult shop might have what you like,
    And maybe they give discounts to ugly-dykes.
    I got nothing to lose, you got nothing to prove,
    I could find better rhymes in a book by Dr. Suess.
    Don't be getting English teacher on me,
    Because hooked on phonics dost not work for thee.
    Getting all medieval on you, cuz the mic is my sword,
    I destroy you with it, you just make me bored.
    I ride the land with my trusty steed,
    Like I ride your b!tch after school at 3.
    Saying I can't freestyle, but who are you to judge,
    When all you do with your time is pack fudge.
    You don't impress me with that homo appearance,
    Just get off the mic and "leave that to the experienced."

    OOOOHHHH!!! :shifty:

    Quote from "Step Up" by Linkin Park. Words written by Mike Shinoda.
     
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    Will

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    I'm glad I don't hear any of this on the radio.
     
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    Are you kidding me? What radio stations do you listen to, Will? It must be crap-free radio because that's all radio is: crap. All radio stations should just change their names to KRAP (radio humor). Especially those big places like New York and Los Angeles - man, they have it worse.
    Some good radio stations do exist though. :)
    The ones that play decent rock, jazz, oldies, etc.
    None of this Hip Hop / R&B sh!t.
     
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    The ones that play decent rock, jazz, oldies, etc.
    [/b][/quote]
    Especially L.P. jazz.
     
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    Especially L.P. jazz. [/b][/quote]
    What the hell are you talking? :blink:
     
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    Omar

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    i think he's making fun of u...speaking of...

    Ok let's brake it down
    I'm tired of singing monkeys
    Always trying to make me look like a clown
    Let's start with a basic fragment
    Stick to novels nerd
    Your pushed away from everyone
    Like a negative magnet
    I've had it
    With these lost MC's
    Rapping about crapping
    Hello? I thought you were supposed to dis me?
    Not cleaning off on a napkin
    Your just a little girl
    Playing jump rope and clapping
    Your not welcome on the playground
    According to this pattern mapping
    If you wanna be a dork then I'm gonna treat you like one
    Your talking about me in your a$$ and you say "it's just for fun"
    What the hell is wrong with you?
    Are you really that perverted?
    I think I better call the cops
    Cause we really need someone assertive
    To calm you and sedate you
    There's not enough real people you hate
    And double people in reality who hate you
    So dance back to jungle
    Lion King's loose hyena
    I know you really want one
    But do you even know what's a subpoena?


    u know...we shud have a real match and let the ppl decide in a poll u p for it, first to 10 votes in a new topic?
     

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