Derek And Omar's Rap Battle

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    Omar

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    Check this out fool
    I gotta study for IPC in school
    So stop tryin to act cool
    With your pre-written verses
    That have enough curses
    And god, at least mine at terses

    ^^ look it up :p
     
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    PP:KUt

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    oo man, stop this rhymin!
    guys this wasnt very good timin,
    i'd say clowns coudl do better when they mimin,
    you guys sound HIGHER than a brutha rock climbin'
    omar u stole ur rhymes from shady, why u lyin?
    u startin to sound like that one admin, i think it's bryan
    i think u guys think that this battle is just you two
    well guess what? IM IN IT TOO
    so bring it on boy, my rhymes are subliminal
    now make like 311 and come original....


    haha!
     
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    Casual D

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    Wow! hahaha that had a lot of style to it, I like it.
     
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    I get you open like the casket waiting for you at the church.
    My rhymes are like an infected tooth - it really f_cking hurts.
    Your response is junk, it's dirt, it just don't work,
    So watch out I'm here to teach you mcees so you can learn,
    That steppin to me is like playing with fire, your ass will get burned,
    Surprising you when I drop sh!t just like a bird.
    I keep it going nonstop and yo that's my word.
    How I come up with this sh!t, yo that ain't your concern.
    I could sit back and write a book filled with chapters,
    Of how you fakes get nothing but laughter,
    When you're busting lyrical disasters.
    Cuz I'm taking off like rocket blasters,
    And all I hear from your girl is, "Ooh, faster, faster."
    Yes, I'm fresh like produce out here in the west,
    And you know your rhymes need some cleaning with that good old zest,
    But I ain't no janitor to go clean up your lyrical mess.
    You besta respect, before I go and break your neck.
    So I here I go, with these non-subliminal flows,
    Just saying whatever happens to come out and go.
    Tired of mcees being way too hard and acting like schmos.
    There was only one 2pac and he died years ago.
    Oh no, now we got these Eminems acting feminine,
    Oh God, it's Vanilla Ice all over again.
    I'ma bomb and attack you like your name was Iraq.
    Don't get moody with me just cuz you're on your rag.

    :whistle:

    Edit:
    I just edited a typo or two. Also, what beats do you guys use to practice your flows?
    One of my favorite instrumentals is:
    J5 - Quality Control (Instrumental)
     
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    Phantom Duck

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    coming with the hypes
    feeling with the vibes
    losing your dimension
    stylin' up the pression
    you can't even battle
    you pathetic snapple
    everything is me
    but nobody's like you
    'cause all the fears are outside
    not always in the innerside
     
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    Bryan

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    Yooo i'm back!
    Like a flap-jack
    Going all the way to the outback
    Theres one thing, you dont lack
    Is that big yellow line, running straight down your back!


    Lmao, dont think that was real. That was just me being stupid. :lol:
     
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    Cal

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    ViSuALz the man
    seems he has a plan
    hes gonna run u over
    with a ford escort van

    :teehee:
     
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    Will

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    Check this out, I'm rollin' with the rhythm
    Try to enlighten the world with all that I envision
    Tearin' it up and keepin' it real
    Wonderin' if my power is all you feel
    Gon' flip it straight up and rip apart your squad
    Stop playin' the game like you're a god
    I'm gon' bring you down hard underground
    Smashin' your skull with this skin-tight sound
    Emcees are fighting all the damn time
    Hittin' each other with their smooth rhymes
    Forcin' the players to forfeit the game
    But I ain't gon' take any of the blame
    I tore you apart at the seems and won
    You lookin' at me now, hey, it's all gone

    :lol:
     
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    Nikki

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    Hey Will...you think it's easy..?!
    Now don't take the mick just 'cause it's me..
    I'm smooth...
    I'm slick...
    I got all the rhymes...
    yeah and I bet you don't even know yo' lines

    you rip 'em, you twist 'em, make 'em seem like yo' own
    but in the end boy you just best go home...

    Now y'all it's me it's me...
    givin' it to yer here, hear me one, two, three
    this ain't the first time...this ain't me...
    this is the lyical demon inside of me...

    throwing what I got to the walls and back
    hear me y'all you'll never turn back...

    Now now kids..I think you've had enough...
    too much of this would prove too much...
    I think you've had it...and so have I..
    Lyrical demon goin' back inside...


    and this is allllll random...very very random...
     
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    Will

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    :lol: Gooo Kat! :D
     
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    Bryan

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    She soo wants you dude. She just sang a whole song about you. :lol:


    :whistle:
     
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    Will

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    She soo wants you dude. She just sang a whole song about you. :lol:


    :whistle: [/b][/quote]
    lol.. :lol:
     
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    Omar

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    Y'all need to learn the price to play
    Cuz y'all act like this
    And get me pissed
    Even Ellen thinks your rhymes are g*y

    Keep trying to spit like a true MC
    Your NOT me;
    That's why you'll never make it
    On BET

    So take your teeny popstars
    On MTV
    Cuz your styles are so weird
    Thought I was reading sh*t from BBC

    See, most of you don't get it
    Rap is a skill, not a scrap
    But my ears are infected
    Cuz all I hear is crap

    Yes, I know
    I prolly made you cry your eyes out
    But another thing you dont get
    That's what freestylin is all about

    So stop sh*tting me
    About crushing squads and crews
    I kill wannabees
    Faster than Hitler on jews...

    ^^ It's just freestylin, please dont be offended
     
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    Casual D

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    Omar. You controversal yo! like Eminem-ish motha f*cka.

    And kat, your freestlying talents are so sexy.
     
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    Casual D

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    Flows nicely brotha *smack upside the head*
     
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    I keep the crowd packed together tight like supermarket meat,
    But as soon as you grab the mic people wanna start to leave.
    It's cuz your rhymes are incomplete, obsolete and get beat.
    You might as well stop typing your flows and hit delete.
    I flow like a river,
    I'm known to give shivers,
    I eat you emcees like Thanksgiving dinner.
    I lyrically kill you and there ain't sh!t you can do,
    Cuz you're nothing but dog sh!t on the bottom of my shoe.
    My rhymes are as great as presents on Christmas.
    Imroved rhymes better be at the top of your wish list,
    Cuz when your voice hits the mic, it sounds like a misfit.
    If I gave you a spatula and toilet, you still couldn't flip sh!t.
     
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    BET? HAHAHAHA.

    BET sucks! Let's see, who's on BET these days:

    Hot Boys
    50 Cent
    B2K

    sounds like crap to me. :lol:
     
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    Nikki

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    Derek...Bryan.

    DEAD

    Like I said...just because I am [still] very very horny doesn't mean you can take the piii--pee
     
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    Aaron

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    Ya'll got guns,
    Makes me wanna run,
    This aign't fun,
    Makes me feel like i be the hot dog,
    and ya'll be the buns
     
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    Omar

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    BET? HAHAHAHA.

    BET sucks! Let's see, who's on BET these days:

    Hot Boys
    50 Cent
    B2K

    sounds like crap to me. :lol: [/b][/quote]
    they play more than 3 artists
    and it's the good rappers they get on BET
    not MTV :p
     

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