yo, that battle was epic. reading it made me sick y'all can bow to this, though compared to me, you all blow. i hear most of you are getting help with your rhymes you aren't a real emcee if someone else writes your rimes rapping over rock doens't make you a pioneer 'cause rock and hip hop have collaborated for years. that was off tha' hizzle fo shizzle. time to take the bizus to the mizall.
Omar and Derek pwn you to hell. [/b][/quote] lol, that was more of a "make fun of me by humiliating myself" joke. you know, all rappers are cocky, i captured that perfectly.
lol, that was more of a "make fun of me by humiliating myself" joke. you know, all rappers are cocky, i captured that perfectly. [/b][/quote] Lmao, who do you think you are? Mike Shinoda? Jk.
nice rhymes guys. just a question: did you got inspired by the 8 Mile movie for the rap battles? you think you are tough you think you are all but think again 'cuz you suck stop rhyming you know that you are lying so get on with your life dont try to sound cocky, aight? just something to tell y'all...j/k.
hehe.....im good yo.....heres one! ayo, i didnt get inspired by 8 mile or neither by that derek oswald petafile i didnt liek the rhymes by that "omi" boy man his mom still feeds him chips a hoy! i stopped that habit a long time ago because i got the rhymes and i got the flow so now i battle little amateurs all ur rhymes to me are just a blur infact i act as if they didnt exist because my rhymes blow ya away, and they tha sh*t just a little sample
Yo I cant rhyme Thats okay, cause im doin time Thats right, im in jail Yo, how about you post my bail? FO HEEZY
here's what i put at Mr. MustarMan! Check check, I made this rhyme to disrespect, and break you neck While you off at the office, collecting your welfare check I rap about sh*t you'd never be: A guy, with food, clothes and a high school degree Straight tired of playas saying, they think that I'm not real What the hell you thinking? Do I act like Ally McBeal? People like you really need to suicide out Pissing me off and I'll rip you like a turnip sprout Ho*s and wh*res, smores and smorgisbords F*cked up like you making music with broken chords
Hello, my name is Bryan Give me the french fries, And i'll get fryin! FO SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE ALL THE WAY TO KENTUCKYIZZLE! :chemist:
Also known as KFC I think I'll pass for now...but as soon as I can think of something...you'll know about it
I like this topic.. its cool! Im gonna think of something to say to you all but it will suck :whistle:
Also known as KFC I think I'll pass for now...but as soon as I can think of something...you'll know about it [/b][/quote] U can rap? LMAO (j/k) I don't think i have to battle Derek. I'd be able to make him look ridiculous by just posting an url he wouldn't like to c on the fora (and not FORUMS ) . Hey, i couldn't stop snooping around! And Bryan gave me some helpful advice. May The Rap Be With You :chemist:
i'm tired of you talking on my back why dont you tell me in my face so I could laugh? try to stand up like a man you wouldn't do it even if I bet some cash if I see you on the street, grab a baseball bat and hit you in the back 'till it starts to crack dont take it for granted you piece of crap, fagget plz, dont give me a warning for homo language. that's the word the rhymes...btw, this is not for anybody in particular.
time for a quickfreestyle... I used to live so blindly hidden behind my fear Lost in my lies that I believed were real But one day it changed, all that I could hear Was the deafening silence of nothing I could feel
TO DEREK, or anybody will to stand up... Im the renegade Forget grenades Diss me all you want Whack MCs' always fade Breaking bones like blades I am the ace of spades Your outdated like Sade And it's pronounced "sha-day" For you some words are tough to say I hope you master third grade Because your falling behind the class And the exam test is today! Your gonna fail like always So why try and think You might hurt yourself And start drowing in the sink I hate to say it But I'll be respectful Your dad never wanted you And mom said you were a hellful Had enough yet to brighten your smile? Now go home, jerkoff, and don't come for awhile I've seen people like you All my life Crazed and suicidal Jump off a toy bridge with a knife Can't believe you made it this far past Hope you last But one sweet tart And you've got your head up your ass So stop blowing off steam Cuz the smell is so bad It knocks me outta any dream Faster than you can say fast And if your gonna fight me Why bother? Didn't you loose it With your chick after you told her You was a father?
Yo shutup b*tch, You about to get dissed and feel rejected, These whack ass petty rhymes you spit are about to be dissected, Your verbal shots are about to be reversed and be deflected, Aimed at you so you get hurt and your the one who feels like your days are hectic, Hectic because you cant craft a flow that that is infective, Inspected and found to be unworthy of bein spit by me detective, I thought I told you not to try holmes, your sh*t is whack and I shall never stand corrected, Your newest sh*t just doesn't even sting me in my perspective, You thought that this would kill me but I'm left without a scratch, and to counterattack I got some rhymes for you to eat cuz I cooked a brand new batch, Throwing em at you while you act slow like a r*tard and try to catch, And you to try to grab the diss but you find that you cant latch, On to anything thats even worthy of a match, To what I spit against you and fear me now because I've found my stash, Listen to your pride as it falls out of you with a smash, You thought you beat me but hell no dawg, we just be startin my birthday bash, As I get you hotter under the collar, Then giant wads of brand new cash. --- You really thought you could beat me, didnt you omar?