Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but now you're alone 'cause everyone is jealous and hates you.

I wish I was the best in my class.

 

Granted, you are now the only one in your class

I wish I had all the right contacts

 

Granted, But they are all the left ones.

I wish it was night time.

 

Granted, but now you aren't tired and however you are exhausted.

I wish I couls sleep better.

 

Granted. But now You will never wake up.

I wish I could never work.

 

Granted, you stay without money forever and go poor.

I wish I had a meal from McDonalds right now

 

Granted but now you are hooked and you want that everyday, so you become fat

I wish I was in a swimming pool right now.

 

Granted but you'll have to share it with some sharks.
I wish I had some ice cream.

 

Granted, but it was too cold for you so that your tongue is frozen.

I wish my ordered clothes were here.

 

Granted but they're two sizes too big.
I wish I can get some new shoes.

 

granted, they disintegrated in the first second you got them

i wish i could go home now

 

Granted but you mother is waiting for you at home to slang you.

I wsh I was notso lazy.

 

Granted, you can't stop moving now

I wish I'd just get hired already