Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but now double the misery!

I wish that phone sellsman wouldn't call during supper.

 

Granted, but now you will have the Mr. Spell voice for the rest of your life.

I wish I wasn't getting sick.

 

Granted, you shall get a good 20 year sleep. When you awake you shall be known as Rip and have an awesome beard!

I wish I had brought more food for my lunch today.

 

Granted, but the food consists of Lima beans and Brussels Sprouts boiled with anchovies topped with my own pee.

I wish the DeLuna Festival would get here sooner.

 

Granted, but you miss it.

I wish for a holiday.

 

Granted, but it's Arbor Day.

I wish that there was something good on TV.

 

Granted, but you can only catch the last 30 seconds of it.

I wish this wish could be corrupted.

 

Granted, but now it's not corrupted which really corrupts your wish to make it corrupt it, which in turn is uncorrupting it. PARADOX

I wish I could smell what The Rock is cookin'.

 

Granted, but I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about so I may not have granted the wish the right way

I wish this wish WASNT corrupted

 

Granted, but now the only thing that will wake you up is a kiss from a prince.

I wish for world peace.

 

Invalid Zane. You just corrupted my wish by saying the rest will be corrupted.

 

Granted, but your passport gets jacked on the way back, denying access back to the United States.

I wish I could visit Europe.

 

Granted but it's the USA in secret.

Wish KI knew how to spell.

 

Granted, you shall teach them to spell.

I wish this day could be better

 

Granted but you have to keep repeating it over and over again.

I wish my fingers would type right.