Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Dusty, Jul 29, 2011.
Since there is no wish to make, it's already corrupted.
I wish for...... umm..... 4 :awesome faces
You failed and therefore your wish is corrupted.
I wish we didn't have this Meteora argument on the LPA anymore.
Done, but we all will still hate Gilmore
I wish to stop
Granted, BUT YOU'RE NOW BANNED. Which is funny because your wish came true.
I wish rundown228 would reregister so we could ban him again.
Granted. He's your b*tch now.
I wish I can solve world problems.
Granted. But you can't solve your own.
I wish my phone would update its software NOW.
Granted, but you lose your phone immediately afterwards.
I wish the nu-metal diehards would go away forever.
Granted, then they're followed by a RELOADED, 10-times-harder fans of nu-metal generation.
I wish I could build the most awesome house ever for myself.
Granted, but your house is the best house in the world so that everybody want it and try to kill you.
I wish I was really rich.
granted you are the richest person on earth and you are the only person on earth
i wish i can have infinite wisdom
Granted, but now you know EVERYTHING and your life is so boring that you don't want to life anymore.
I wish I had my own house.
Granted, you now own a constantly pissed off, smart ass doctor who walks around with a cane. Also, he hits you with the cane.
I wish I could control others.
Granted, but now you know EVERYTHING of others 'cause you wanted that they tell you everything about themselves. That was so gross for you that you commit suicide.
I wish I had my own couture label.
Granted but only guys can wear it now.
I wish I can go back to sleep.
Granted, you become the Sleeping Beauty and there's no prince to rescue you.
I wish I had health regeneration
Granted, you age even more every time you regenerate
I wish I never could get a headache.
Granted, you get stomach-ache instead
I wish I didn't feel sick anymore
Granted, but then you have to go to work again.
I wish I never was tired.
Granted, you get unlimited assignments and work to do, since you never get tired.
I wish I was the best football (soccer) player on earth.
Granted, but everyone hates you for being obnoxious and snobbish.
I wish I was awesome at everything.
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