Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Dusty, Jul 29, 2011.

  1. rundown228

    rundown228 Banned

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    Since there is no wish to make, it's already corrupted. :awesome:

    I wish for...... umm..... 4 :awesome: :awesome: :awesome :awesome: faces
     
  2. Zane

    Zane WARRIOR PRINCESS LPA Team

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    You failed and therefore your wish is corrupted.

    I wish we didn't have this Meteora argument on the LPA anymore.
     
  3. rundown228

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    Done, but we all will still hate Gilmore :awesome:


    I wish to stop :puke:
     
  4. Minus

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    Granted, BUT YOU'RE NOW BANNED. Which is funny because your wish came true.

    I wish rundown228 would reregister so we could ban him again.
     
  5. The Joesen One

    The Joesen One Fun-employed LPA Super Member

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    Granted. He's your b*tch now.

    I wish I can solve world problems.
     
  6. Andreina

    Andreina Proud Venezuelan LP fan. LPA Contributor

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    Granted. But you can't solve your own.

    I wish my phone would update its software NOW.
     
  7. Minus

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    Granted, but you lose your phone immediately afterwards.

    I wish the nu-metal diehards would go away forever.
     
  8. Andreina

    Andreina Proud Venezuelan LP fan. LPA Contributor

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    Granted, then they're followed by a RELOADED, 10-times-harder fans of nu-metal generation.

    I wish I could build the most awesome house ever for myself.
     
  9. Melis

    Melis when you're feeling empty, keep me in your memory LPA Super Member

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    Granted, but your house is the best house in the world so that everybody want it and try to kill you.

    I wish I was really rich. :awesome:
     
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  10. Star Scream

    Star Scream Does A Machine Like You Ever Experience Fear

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    granted you are the richest person on earth and you are the only person on earth ;)

    i wish i can have infinite wisdom
     
  11. Melis

    Melis when you're feeling empty, keep me in your memory LPA Super Member

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    Granted, but now you know EVERYTHING and your life is so boring that you don't want to life anymore.

    I wish I had my own house.
     
  12. Nish

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    Granted, you now own a constantly pissed off, smart ass doctor who walks around with a cane. Also, he hits you with the cane.

    I wish I could control others.
     
  13. Melis

    Melis when you're feeling empty, keep me in your memory LPA Super Member

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    Granted, but now you know EVERYTHING of others 'cause you wanted that they tell you everything about themselves. That was so gross for you that you commit suicide.

    I wish I had my own couture label.
     
  14. Vdalem

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    Granted but only guys can wear it now.
    I wish I can go back to sleep.
     
  15. Andreina

    Andreina Proud Venezuelan LP fan. LPA Contributor

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    Granted, you become the Sleeping Beauty and there's no prince to rescue you.

    I wish I had health regeneration
     
  16. Kameiko

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    Granted, you age even more every time you regenerate

    I wish I never could get a headache.
     
  17. Liz

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    Granted, you get stomach-ache instead

    I wish I didn't feel sick anymore
     
  18. Melis

    Melis when you're feeling empty, keep me in your memory LPA Super Member

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    Granted, but then you have to go to work again.

    I wish I never was tired.
     
  19. Andreina

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    Granted, you get unlimited assignments and work to do, since you never get tired.

    I wish I was the best football (soccer) player on earth.
     
  20. Zak

    Zak HEY, EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!

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    Granted, but everyone hates you for being obnoxious and snobbish.

    I wish I was awesome at everything.
     

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