Corrupt A Wish

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  1. Nish

    Nish Well-Known Member

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    Granted, terrible things happen all next week

    I wish I didn't have this migraine
     
  2. Minus

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    Granted. You have a hernia instead.

    I wish all the stupid people on the forums would go away forever.
     
  3. The Joesen One

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    Granted. They haunt you in Twitter.

    I wish I can get LT tomorrow. :(
     
  4. Liz

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    Granted, it's broken

    I wish it was tomorrow
     
  5. Blackened

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    Granted, it's 8/7/2033.

    I wish i could learn blast beats.
     
  6. Nish

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    Granted, all your limbs simultaneously detach themselves from your body though.

    I wish I got that extra 2% I needed to pass the exam.
     
  7. Andreina

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    Granted, you pass the exam, but fail every other subject.

    I wish my package was not lost and is delivered today
     
  8. Minus

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    Granted, but the CD and everything that matters is broken and/or ripped to shreds. And defecated on.

    I wish for an uncorrupted wish.
     
  9. Andreina

    Andreina Proud Venezuelan LP fan. LPA Contributor

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    Granted, but everything and everyone else -except for the wish- gets corrupted due to the amount of energy that had to be used to uncorrupt your wish.

    I wish I was indestructible.
     
  10. Flagrare

    Flagrare 'Majestic Dick. Brazilian Snake Cock. And Cunts. LPA Super Member

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    Granted. Now you are made by Adamantium and Vibranium, but you don't have strenght enough to move yourself. So you're paralytic now.

    I wish I could be a musician.
     
  11. Vdalem

    Vdalem Purrfect! LPA Super VIP

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    Granted but you only can play Chopsticks.
    I wish it wasn't raining.
     
  12. Flagrare

    Flagrare 'Majestic Dick. Brazilian Snake Cock. And Cunts. LPA Super Member

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    Oh God, no!
    Granted. Now is snowing.

    I wish I could go home!
     
  13. Nish

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    Granted, you are now forever trapped inside your house

    I wish I was smarter
     
  14. Flagrare

    Flagrare 'Majestic Dick. Brazilian Snake Cock. And Cunts. LPA Super Member

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    Tzc. I wish this too Nish!

    Granted, you are smarter now, but you're not smart enough to use intelligence.

    I wish I could see my gf.
     
  15. Andreina

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    Granted, an evil spell was cast on her so now she's the ugliest woman on the planet.

    I wish I didn't sneeze so much.
     
  16. Melis

    Melis when you're feeling empty, keep me in your memory LPA Super Member

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    Granted, but then you always have to burb all along.

    I wish my mother isn't so strict.
     
  17. Flagrare

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    Granted, now your mom even know that you exist. :X

    I wish I could sleep.
     
  18. Melis

    Melis when you're feeling empty, keep me in your memory LPA Super Member

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    Granted, but you were so tired that you have overslept your whole day.

    I wish my hair was longer.
     
  19. Flagrare

    Flagrare 'Majestic Dick. Brazilian Snake Cock. And Cunts. LPA Super Member

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    It would be AWESOME! :awesome:

    Haha. Anyway, Granted. But now your hair is SO LONG that you can't even walk without stepping in that.
     
  20. Melis

    Melis when you're feeling empty, keep me in your memory LPA Super Member

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    You forgot your wish :D
     

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