Corrupt A Wish

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  1. Nish

    Nish Well-Known Member

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    Granted, you are given a rubber chicken

    I wish I was good personal friends with the band members from LP
     
  2. Flagrare

    Flagrare 'Majestic Dick. Brazilian Snake Cock. And Cunts. LPA Super Member

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    Granted, now you're a personal friend of the Low Places band. :D

    I wish Linkin Park album leak today, June 11.
     
  3. The Joesen One

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    Granted. Hybrid Theory leaks in the internet.

    I wish for good weather.
     
  4. Nish

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    Granted, you're sick and stuck indoors.

    I wish I could play Halo 4 right now
     
  5. Flagrare

    Flagrare 'Majestic Dick. Brazilian Snake Cock. And Cunts. LPA Super Member

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    Granted, you have time and availability to do it, but your console/pc is broken.

    I wish I could go home and sleep.
     
  6. Nish

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    Granted, you fall into an irreversible sleep until you're kissed by a hairy fat man

    I wish I could finish this essay right now
     
  7. Flagrare

    Flagrare 'Majestic Dick. Brazilian Snake Cock. And Cunts. LPA Super Member

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    What's the bad part of this Nish? :leak:

    Granted. But an alien entered your house and burned that shit. :alien:

    I wish I could get my paid vacations.
     
  8. Nish

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    Granted, you get paid in Zimbabwean dollars

    I wish I could come up with the perfect wish :kappa:
     
  9. Kameiko

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    Granted, It doesn't exist.

    I wish to bend my joints in awkward places!
     
  10. Nish

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    Granted, you are now a circus freak who is placed in a cage and people throw peanuts at you. Also, you're allergic to peanuts so you die or something, I don't know, I haven't fully thought this out.

    I wish I had a cheese filled croissant that I could eat right now
     
  11. Vdalem

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    Granted but now you're allergic to cheese and face is now huge!
    I wish I know how to spell.
     
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    Granted, but you can no longer read

    I wish my LIVING THINGS CD would come today
     
  13. Blackened

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    Granted, the disc is scratched.

    I wish i had 2 copies of LT.
     
  14. Kameiko

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    Granted, Neither one of them can play.

    I wish I didn't have to go to the doctor.
     
  15. Calvin

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    Granted but you die.

    I was there was no divide between the LP fan base...
     
  16. lime treacle

    lime treacle You are not alone Über Member

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    Granted, but there's a new divide.







    Get it?
    New Divide?
    :trololo:


    I wish I had a king size bed.
     
  17. Vdalem

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    Granted but it's too hard for you.
    I wish I had some toast.
     
  18. Liz

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    Granted, but it's moldy

    I wish I the day was over
     
  19. lime treacle

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    Granted, but tomorrow will be worse.

    I wish Living Things had 20 tracks.
     
  20. Vdalem

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    Granted but it'll be filled with Bieber's version of MTM
    I wish the week was over with
     

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