Corrupt A Wish

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  1. jadesloth

    jadesloth it could be worse

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    Granted, you're a dolphin at Sea World and must perform tricks on demand for no pay.

    I wish I could speak German.
     
  2. Andreina

    Andreina Proud Venezuelan LP fan. LPA Contributor

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    Granted, then Germany and Austria decide to speak another language. (Although I wish the same as you :cry:)

    I wish I had more money.
     
  3. Delicious Dave

    Delicious Dave I'm gonna drive you into your own anus.

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    Granted but your forced to spend it on lots of toilet plungers that you don't need.

    I wish I was the king of LPA
     
  4. Star Scream

    Star Scream Does A Machine Like You Ever Experience Fear

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    granted, you are the king of Livestock Production Assurance (LPA) :p

    i wish i had more days off
     
  5. Andreina

    Andreina Proud Venezuelan LP fan. LPA Contributor

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    Granted. You get fired / expelled from school.

    I wish I had the new Liverpool shirt.
     
  6. Star Scream

    Star Scream Does A Machine Like You Ever Experience Fear

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    granted, all Liverpool players transfer to Manchester united and you got the new Manchester shirt :p

    i wish someone can do my work for me
     
  7. Vdalem

    Vdalem Purrfect! LPA Super VIP

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    Granted but they messed it up and you were fired.
    I wish I can have more oatmeal.
     
  8. jadesloth

    jadesloth it could be worse

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    Granted. Now every meal you eat has oatmeal. Oatmeal Parmesan. Oatmeal and chips. Oatmeal Hamburger. Oatmeal fries. Oatmeal flavored coffee. Oatmeal on everything.

    I wish I lived in a bigger town.
     
  9. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but its too busy and you cant go anywhere

    I wish my internet wasn't so shitty.
     
  10. Star Scream

    Star Scream Does A Machine Like You Ever Experience Fear

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    granted, internet does not exist

    i wish i was not so stressed
     
  11. Blackened

    Blackened Blackened Symphony

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    Granted, you are now bored to death.

    I wish i could fly.
     
  12. lime treacle

    lime treacle You are not alone Über Member

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    Granted, it lasts for 3 minutes because an airplane hits you.

    I wish I could eat as much as I'd like to, without getting fat.
     
  13. Blackened

    Blackened Blackened Symphony

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    Granted, you are now skeletally thin.

    I wish i had a high-end car.
     
  14. Nish

    Nish Well-Known Member

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    Granted, now your usual car has a really high spoiler at one end

    I wish I was musically talented
     
  15. Kameiko

    Kameiko Ketchup Face

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    Granted, Every instrument explodes.

    I wish I could make music.
     
  16. Erica

    Erica Meh LPA Über VIP

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    Granted, but you become famous and turn into a total dueche and lose all money to heroine addiction.

    I wish my power wasn't out
     
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  17. The Joesen One

    The Joesen One Fun-employed LPA Super Member

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    Granted, you have no internet - permanently.

    I wish Living Things will never leak.
     
  18. Blackened

    Blackened Blackened Symphony

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    Granted, it never gets released.

    I wish i had more money.
     
  19. Nish

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    Granted, you've just found a penny on the ground, but as you've gone to pick it up, gotten crushed by a comically falling piano.

    I wish I knew all the answers to next weeks exams
     
  20. The Joesen One

    The Joesen One Fun-employed LPA Super Member

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    Granted, you know the answers to the wrong exam, though.

    I wish for chicken.
     

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