Corrupt A Wish

granted, you retire and end up living in the forest

i wish i could get 100% on all exams

 

Granted, 100% FAILURE!

I wish my internet was quicker.

 

granted you can only go on Google super quick but no other web address

i wish i was super smart and don't have to study

 

Granted, you feel like you're surrounded by idiots and you can't stand the stupidity!

I wish I had a smaller nose.

 

granted, can't breath through your nose

i wish i could see the white board

 

Granted, It's now a black board you can't see.

I wish I went to the moon.

 

Granted but now you can never come back.

I wish I can go back to bed.

 

Granted, you never wake up.

I wish my headphones worked.

 

Granted, they are muffled.

I wish I always had cool sig makers.

 

Granted but your signature is a gif of two girls one cup

 

I wish for a wish to corrupt.

 

Socks ain't playing the game right .

Granted, all your wishes will never be good.

I wish I thought Kanye West was actually good.

 

granted, his the best worst artist

i wish that i did not have to stay after school today

 

Granted, you have to stay after school every other day.

I wish my friend would stop stalking me!

 

Granted, he/she cuts you off and ignores you forever.

I wish school was over already.

 

granted 1 out of a million days are over

i wish i did not have to get educated

 

Granted, but your life will always suck

I wish I was asleep

 

Granted, you dream about Rebecca Black collaborating with Linkin Park.

I wish I thought that A Thousand Suns was better than Kanye's My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy.

 

Granted but Kanye West tries to kill you

I wish I was a deer

 

Granted, you get hit by truck

I wish I was a dolphin