Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you get re-used by multiple people.

I wish I had straight A's

 

Granted, you've got straight A's tattooed over your forehead

I wish it wasn't so hot

 

Granted, Now you're too cold.

I wish for a better leg.

 

Granted, but you lose your arm

I wish I didn't burn my legs

 

Granted, you didn't burn your legs. You broke them.

I wish Rob gave me private drum lessons.

 

Granted, The hobo rob gives them to you.

I wish I stopped listening to this music.

 

granted, you are banned from listening to music

i wish i can pass all my tests without studying

 

Granted, you pass your tests but fail life.

I wish I knew if I were insane or were just psychic.

 

Granted, you're a Schizophrenic Psycho.

I wish I had cake.

 

Granted, but I ate it... Sorry. *noms*

I wish zombies would eat my teacher.

 

D; so mean

Granted, your teacher is now a zombie that still teaches you.

I wish my stomach would stop growling!

 

Granted, now it's yelling!

I wish I had more chocolate.

 

Granted, it's too hard to eat.

I wish Friday was out of my head.

 

Granted, the song is out of your head and you're out of your mind!

I wish I was born a decade earlier.

 

Granted, you are forever frozen as a baby in time.

I wish my cat would stop squishing me @.@

 

Granted, now your dog is humping your legs.
I wish I could find that key to Hahn's house.

 

Granted. Once you unlock the door, there's another locked one after that so you can't still enter.

I wish I could play guitar fast and flawlessly.

 

Is this thread still alive? XD

Anyway granted but you lose your fingers in a horrible guitar string accident.

I wish I hadn't overslept

 

Granted now you can never sleep again.
I wish I had some ice cream.

 

Granted, but its. . . Vanilla DUH DUH DUH

I wish I could retire