granted, you don't remember a thing. I wish my scab wasn't in a lot of pain (lol I tripped and fell on my knee).
Granted, you're missing the whole limb. I wish I could dance. Watching me dance is like watching a train wreck. It's awful, but you just can't look away.
Granted, they never ever leave you alone and embarrass you in front of your crush and pick you up from school and yell out the window "Looove Youuuuuuu!" and kiss you and hug you in front of everyone and give you kiss and cuddles when they tuck you in and bake you so many cookies that you now hate cookies and constantly want you to spend time with them so you never get time for your friends or time for forums or time for Linkin Park and everything is all lovey dovey and they love you so much you want to ask them to give you time to yourself but you don't know how because they love you so much and they try to set you up with people you don't like and you end up marrying that person because you don't want to hurt your parents feelings and then you secretly love someone else but you can't do anything about it and then they spend so much time with you they practically raise your kids and you can do nothing about it and they pretty much run your life untill you die... I wish I was the smartest person ever but still have a pretty good social life.
Granted, you think it's chocolate chips, but NO, it's RAISINS!!! DAMN RAISINS!!! I wish raisins didn't exist!
Granted. Your mind has been changed so you believe chocolate chips are raisins and raisins are chocolate chips. I wish I had more good friends in Facebook.