Corrupt A Wish

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  1. Star Scream

    Star Scream Does A Machine Like You Ever Experience Fear

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    granted they are all infected

    i wish i don't have to learn, the info can just come to me
     
  2. Kameiko

    Kameiko Ketchup Face

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    granted, you don't remember a thing.

    I wish my scab wasn't in a lot of pain (lol I tripped and fell on my knee).
     
  3. Lee

    Lee Well-Known Member

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    Granted, you're missing the whole limb.

    I wish I could dance. Watching me dance is like watching a train wreck. It's awful, but you just can't look away.
     
  4. Kameiko

    Kameiko Ketchup Face

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    Granted, you fall on your face.

    I wish I had money.
     
  5. Super Sonic

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    Granted, its all fake

    I wish the weather would stay nice
     
  6. Dusty

    Dusty McNugget Buddy LPA Super VIP

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    Granted, but you have to stay inside.

    I wish the pain in my tooth would go away.
     
  7. Lee

    Lee Well-Known Member

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    Granted, all your teeth went away.

    I wish I was a dinosaur.
     
  8. Kameiko

    Kameiko Ketchup Face

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    Granted, You are a fossil.

    I wish I had glasses cleaner.
     
  9. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but there the wrong glasses

    I wish the LPA would win a award for being so awesome.
     
  10. Blackened

    Blackened Blackened Symphony

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    Granted, it now sucks.

    I wish my DS wouldn't run out so fast.
     
  11. LiesGreedMisery

    LiesGreedMisery Laos Greece Missouri

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    Granted, it got stolen.

    I wish my parents didn't hate me.
     
  12. Lee

    Lee Well-Known Member

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    Granted, they never ever leave you alone and embarrass you in front of your crush and pick you up from school and yell out the window "Looove Youuuuuuu!" and kiss you and hug you in front of everyone and give you kiss and cuddles when they tuck you in and bake you so many cookies that you now hate cookies and constantly want you to spend time with them so you never get time for your friends or time for forums or time for Linkin Park and everything is all lovey dovey and they love you so much you want to ask them to give you time to yourself but you don't know how because they love you so much and they try to set you up with people you don't like and you end up marrying that person because you don't want to hurt your parents feelings and then you secretly love someone else but you can't do anything about it and then they spend so much time with you they practically raise your kids and you can do nothing about it and they pretty much run your life untill you die...

    I wish I was the smartest person ever but still have a pretty good social life.
     
  13. Kameiko

    Kameiko Ketchup Face

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    Granted, you find no one to talk to.


    I wish I had a cookie.
     
  14. Lee

    Lee Well-Known Member

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    Granted, you think it's chocolate chips, but NO, it's RAISINS!!! DAMN RAISINS!!!

    I wish raisins didn't exist!
     
  15. The Joesen One

    The Joesen One Fun-employed LPA Super Member

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    Granted. Your mind has been changed so you believe chocolate chips are raisins and raisins are chocolate chips. :trollface:

    I wish I had more good friends in Facebook.
     
  16. Blackened

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    Granted, you have no friends.

    I wish TV Dinners weren't molten inside.
     
  17. Super Sonic

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    Granted, its now dog shit

    I wish I wasn't so stiff. (Waits for the :quagmire:)
     
  18. Star Scream

    Star Scream Does A Machine Like You Ever Experience Fear

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    granted, you inflated like a popped balloon

    i wish today was June the 26th
     
  19. Lee

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    Granted, the release of Living Things was postponed.

    I wish Justin Bieber became mute.
     
  20. Star Scream

    Star Scream Does A Machine Like You Ever Experience Fear

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    granted he is mute to everyone except for you ^

    i wish i don't get anymore infractions
     

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