Corrupt A Wish

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  1. Super Sonic

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    Granted.

    I wish Ben would not try and ruin the game.
     
  2. Jeff

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    Granted, but now you have no girlfriend.

    I wish I wasn't so tired.
     
  3. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but you are so awake that you cant sleep ever again.

    I wish that my tea would hurry up.
     
  4. Vdalem

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    Granted but fell on the floor.

    I wish I had some ice cream.
     
  5. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but it shit flavoured.

    I wish for a new iPod.
     
  6. Dusty

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    Granted, but it's only 4GB.

    I wish I hadn't hurt my back.
     
  7. Jeff

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    Granted, but now a monkey threw your tacos out the window and pissed in your cornflakes.

    I wish Amy Lee was my girlfriend.
     
  8. minuteforce

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    Granted, but your relationship promptly shatters and all the lyrics on the subsequent Evanescence album, which cover nothing but violent break-ups, are aimed squarely at you.

    I'll make a wish that can't backfire: I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard and, AND, I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it?!
     
  9. Jeff

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    Granted. But I ate the sandwich which isn't a weird surprise at all, since I am very hungry.

    I wish I had an incorruptible wish that was so incorruptible that it will be like dividing by zero.
     
  10. Super Sonic

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    Granted, but i will wish for the powers to corrupt your wish.
    I wish for the powers to corrupt Jeffs wish.
     
  11. Jeff

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    Granted, but those powers backfire and corrupt any wish that Soundwave makes.

    I wish I was a world class chef.
     
  12. Benjamin

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    Granted, but you're going to get cancer

    I wish I could klsafheoihm,h
     
  13. Jeff

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    Granted, but then your nonsensical wish became a wish that had sense, which makes your wish make me a sandwich.

    I wish Minecraft was real.
     
  14. Benjamin

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    Granted, but for only a couple seconds

    I wish this sentence was false
     
  15. Jeff

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    Granted, but the paradox has corrupted your brain, and now all you can think about are how you want Emma Watson's boobs to start doing the macarena.

    I wish for the best pop tarts in the world.
     
  16. Vdalem

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    Granted but you can't open it.

    Wish I can go home!
     
  17. Ree

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    Granted, but your house is infested by rodents.

    I wish I never have to look at that textbook again.
     
  18. Dusty

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    Granted, but now you will have it read to you by Stephen Hawking for the next 6 hours.

    I wish that it was Christmas. :awesome:
     
  19. Hybrid

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    Granted, but you no can haz prezunts!

    I wish I could grow money on trees.
     
  20. Benjamin

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    Granted, but I could only get it to grow pennies.

    I wish that no one could see this wish
     

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