Corrupt A Wish

Granted.

I wish Ben would not try and ruin the game.

 

Granted, but now you have no girlfriend.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

 

Granted, but you are so awake that you cant sleep ever again.

I wish that my tea would hurry up.

 

Granted but fell on the floor.

I wish I had some ice cream.

 

Granted, but it shit flavoured.

I wish for a new iPod.

 

Granted, but it's only 4GB.

I wish I hadn't hurt my back.

 

Granted, but now a monkey threw your tacos out the window and pissed in your cornflakes.

I wish Amy Lee was my girlfriend.

 

Granted. But I ate the sandwich which isn't a weird surprise at all, since I am very hungry.

I wish I had an incorruptible wish that was so incorruptible that it will be like dividing by zero.

 

Granted, but i will wish for the powers to corrupt your wish.
I wish for the powers to corrupt Jeffs wish.

 

Granted, but those powers backfire and corrupt any wish that Soundwave makes.

I wish I was a world class chef.

 

Granted, but you're going to get cancer

I wish I could klsafheoihm,h

 

Granted, but then your nonsensical wish became a wish that had sense, which makes your wish make me a sandwich.

I wish Minecraft was real.

 

Granted, but for only a couple seconds

I wish this sentence was false

 

Granted, but the paradox has corrupted your brain, and now all you can think about are how you want Emma Watson's boobs to start doing the macarena.

I wish for the best pop tarts in the world.

 

Granted but you can't open it.

Wish I can go home!

 

Granted, but now you will have it read to you by Stephen Hawking for the next 6 hours.

I wish that it was Christmas.

 

Granted, but I could only get it to grow pennies.

I wish that no one could see this wish