Corrupt A Wish

Granted; they last for an hour.

I wish I had an iPhone.

 

granted, half of it's missing

i wish the teacher didn't just say that

 

Granted. You said that.

I wish school didn't come this early.

 

Granted, you leave school but can never get a job

I wish I knew the future.

 

Granted, but the future sucks.

I wish I had a million bucks.

 

Granted, it's Monopoly money.

I wish school was fun.

 

granted, you do it until you get bored

i wish i had more holidays

 

Granted, but you get lost on holiday and can't find your way back.

I wish to be immortal and invincible.

 

granted in an ants opinion you are immortal and invincible

i wish people didn't reach conclusions so quickly

 

Granted. They have more problems quickly.

I wish for cake.

 

Granted, but I ate it.

I wish I was more attractive.

 

Granted. You're attractive to losers.

I wish I had chocolate.

 

Granted, it has a dead mouse in it.

I wish Santa was real.

 

Granted. He's

I wish I can meet Leonardo DiCaprio again. (I met him last week, btw.)

 

Granted, But he's cappuccino.

I wish I was back in Tokyo.

 

Granted, but Tokyo is crawling with zombies.

I wish my room would clean itself.

 

Granted. Your stuff are gone.

I wish I can eat some fresh soup today.

 

Granted, but it's full of fresh maggots.

I wish I could sleep.

 

Granted, but YOU NEVER WAKE UP.

I wish Mike Shinoda knew I existed.

 

Granted, but he'll never remember your name.

I wish I could fly!