Corrupt A Wish

granted you have to go to outer space with no astronaut suit

i wish i did not have to do the test next week on Monday

 

Granted, its now tomorrow

I wish I could spell tomorrow.

 

granted, i stole your brain at 12:00am

i wish the teacher didn't have a loud, high pitched and a slow voice *in the process of getting tormented*

 

Granted, you will have that kind of voice starting now.

I wish I can hear a new LP song now.

 

Granted but it's a version of "My December", made by Bieber!
I wish it don't rain today.

 

Granted, but it rains all next week

I wish I could find out the name of this song.

 

Granted but you can't find any albums that have it
I wish I knew what time it is

 

Granted, but you only know what time it is 50000 miles from Hahnville.

I wish for a girlfriend.

 

Granted, but she's fat, old, smelly, short, ugly and UR MOM.


I wish that wasn't so disgusting.

 

Granted, you are.

I wish Thor 2 can come out next year!

 

Granted, it sucks!

I wish hobbits were real.

 

Granted....IN UR DREAMZ.

I wish Iron Man 3 can come out next year.

 

Granted, but its shit

I wish for more time.

 

Granted. In your cellphone battery life.

I wish for a better camera.

 

Granted, but its only a little better

I wish for more sleep

 

granted, you sleep for a whole day and wake up and you are either expelled from school or fired from work

i wish i got a good score on the test i just did

 

Granted, but you'll get a bad score on everything else.

I wish it was June 26th already.

 

granted it got moved to june 26th 2202

i wish the homework wasn't due today

 

Granted; it was due yesterday.

I wish I had a job at LPUHQ.

 

granted, you get fired on your first day

i wish school holidays would come now