Corrupt A Wish

Granted, you no longer have lips and cannot speak.

I wish I had some pink frosted cake right now. A lot of pink frosted cake.

 

granted, it's 1000 years old and it was found in a dead body

i wish i finished my homework early

 

Granted, but you had to ignore your friends to get it done and now they hate you.

I wish I had some FRESH pink frosted cake.

 

Granted but it's sooo nasty.
I wish I had another yogurt

 

Granted, it's poop flavoured.

I wish I had 70 cats.

 

Granted, you now have 40 tigers, 14 lions, 15 cougars, and a Garfield!

I wish I had some toast.

 

Granted, but it doesn't have anything in it.

I wish some COOKIES!

 

Granted but it's bland and without milk!
I wish I can take a nap.

 

Granted, but you never wake up

I wish for some money

 

Granted but it's Monopoly money.
I wish I can go home now.

 

Granted, but your house is burnt down

I wish for speed

 

granted, you get a speeding fine

i wish the day could end

 

Granted, but the night is just beginning.

I wish the radio would stop having the same 11 songs on repeat.

 

granted only the on song you hate is on repeat

 

Come on. How hard is it to forget to wish for something?

I wish you weren't so forgetful

 

Granted, now you are.

I wish I had LIVING THINGS in my hands now!

 

Granted, but theres nothing on the disc

I wish my family got on with each other.

 

Granted, they commit incest.

I wish I had better speakers on my computer

 

granted, you have the best speakers with 100% distortion

i wish i had the answer sheet

 

Granted, they're from the wrong exam.

I wish I could be looking for the next scavenger hunt clue