Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but now you're so beautiful,people eyes melt when they first see you.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy

 

Granted, you'll never sleep again.

I wish i had something to do today

 

Granted, your cleaning me room

I wish for a new post whore thread.

 

Haha!
Granted, but you have to make it yourself.

I wish my nose to stop running.

 

Granted, but now you can't stop running.

I wish I was good at singing.

 

Granted but you can only sing Bieber's songs!
I wish I can go to bed later.

 

Granted, you keep making your bedtime later and later without actually sleeping and then you die from lack of sleep. Some guy actually did that. He tried running a 24/7 radio station and hosted it all by himself. He lasted 6 days.

I wish my sister wasn't so annoying.

 

Granted, but you'll never see her again.

I wish everyday was Friday.

 

Granted, IT'S FRIDAY! But now you must listen to Rebecca Black 24/7!

I wish LPA wins this competition.

 

Graned, but LP spilt up so there are no prizes

I wish my feet didn't hurt

 

Granted, everything hurts but your feet.

I wish I had all Placebo albums.

 

Granted but they're all scratched up!
I wish I had a donut

 

granted, it's made of fresh mucus

i wish my neck didn't hurt this bad

 

Granted, you have no neck.

I wish I had some cake right now.

 

granted it's made of rhino poo

i wish i teleported somewhere else

 

Granted, you teleport to a donkey's bowels.

I wish I was awesome.

 

granted, you are awesome from an objects point of view

i wish i can have control

 

Granted, you are now holding a remote control.

I wish I wasn't so stupid.

 

Granted. You're now the smartest person but only here!
I wish I see LP new video now!

 

Granted, but it gets voted worst video of all time

I wish my lips weren't so sore