Corrupt A Wish

Granted. Then people believe that your mad at life and request you to be banned.

I wish I can get to the set of NBC.

 

Granted but then they banned you from the Tonight Show. Leno's scared of you.

I wish I can get a restraining order from LP!

 

Granted. You are hencforth banned from the LPA. And Joe writes on how he never wants to meet you. And the CIA will monitor your online activity and arrest you if you ever type I <3 HAHN.

I wish it would be a sunny day today.

 

Granted, but after today its never sunny again.

I wish the pain in my foot would go away

 

Granted. But the pain will go to the OTHER foot.

I wish I was taller.

 

Granted, but everyone become taller too

I wish for awesomeness

 

Granted, TOO much awesomeness, and everyone dies

I wish I had the motivation to study...

 

Granted, but you study the wrong thing

I wish I could concentrate.

 

Granted, you concentrate on the wrong things..

I wish I didn't have to sleep

 

Granted, but you'll be sleepy forever just like in that Fairly Oddparents episode.

I wish I meet all you guys.

 

granted, we all don't exist

i wish i stayed home today and tommorow

 

Granted. You will never go out after that.

I wish I can watch The Amazing Spider-Man

 

granted you watch the stick figure version of the movie

i wish the teacher was here today

 

Granted, but they are now a zombie and they eat your best friend.

I wish I had angel wings!

 

Granted but you're allergic to feathers and forever sneezing.

I wish I had a donut.

 

Granted, but it's covered in rat poison.

I wish my feet weren't so damn huge!

 

Granted but now you have no toes.
I wish I had a new donut.

 

Granted, but you got indigestion and threw it up afterwards.

I wish I had the genius intellect of Einstein.

 

Granted but you then grew a beard.

I wish I had a Dr. Pepper

 

Granted, but the can is filled with real pepper.

I wish I could start working now.