Granted, but the ice cream is made from explosive dolphin milk. I wish I had better headphones that will never break.
Granted, but the inaccuracy of the disasters of the movie never happen, leaving your mother extremely disappointed. I wish for the PS Vita.
Granted, but you get so into playing the games that you don't notice you are walking into on coming traffic... I wish my headache would go away.
Granted, but you have to pay me what extra you will make on your check as payments for your wish. I wish that I had $10.
Granted, the Reaper also likes moar cowbell. At least that's the last thing you heard when he came for you. I wish that I could have some beef jerky.
Granted, but when you wake up you'll find yourself in a bathtub full of ice and a missing kidney. I wish that would have taken a personal day off of work today.
Granted, but now you have a very confused mom who needs counseling. Good job, sport. I wish I had a water fountain that dispensed Hawaiian Punch instead of water.
Granted, but it's not raining and never will rain where you are again I wish I could go to the bathroom without anybody corrupting that wish