Corrupt A Wish

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  1. Jeff

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    Granted, but the ice cream is made from explosive dolphin milk.

    I wish I had better headphones that will never break.
     
  2. Dusty

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    Granted, but the headphones break your ears.

    I wish that it was the day after tomorrow.
     
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    Granted, but the inaccuracy of the disasters of the movie never happen, leaving your mother extremely disappointed.

    I wish for the PS Vita.
     
  4. Dusty

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    Granted, but you get so into playing the games that you don't notice you are walking into on coming traffic...

    I wish my headache would go away.
     
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    Granted, too bad your head was chopped off.

    I wish I had a donut.
     
  6. Dusty

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    Granted, but it's stale.

    I wish that I had a sandwich.
     
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    Granted but I ate it!

    Wish I can have a raise.
     
  8. Dusty

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    Granted, but you have to pay me what extra you will make on your check as payments for your wish.

    I wish that I had $10.
     
  9. Jeff

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    Granted, here is 10 Zimbabwe dollars.

    I wish for moar cowbell.
     
  10. Dusty

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    Granted, the Reaper also likes moar cowbell. At least that's the last thing you heard when he came for you.

    I wish that I could have some beef jerky.
     
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    Granted, but it's that cheap shit you get at the dollar store.

    I wish I could get some sleep.
     
  12. Dusty

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    Granted, but when you wake up you'll find yourself in a bathtub full of ice and a missing kidney.

    I wish that would have taken a personal day off of work today.
     
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    Granted, too bad you can't remember where you worked the following day.

    I wish my car was blue.
     
  14. Dusty

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    Granted, it shall be painted with blue smurf shit.

    I wish that I had some coffee.
     
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    Granted but its decaf

    I wish I was back at home
     
  16. Dusty

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    Granted, but it's only for 2 minutes.

    I wish that I could have a cheeseburger.
     
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    Granted, but the cheese is 3 years old. Yum.

    I wish it was my birthday today.
     
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    Granted, but now you have a very confused mom who needs counseling. Good job, sport.

    I wish I had a water fountain that dispensed Hawaiian Punch instead of water.
     
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    Granted, but its at my house. :p

    I wish for a umbrella.
     
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    Granted, but it's not raining and never will rain where you are again

    I wish I could go to the bathroom without anybody corrupting that wish
     

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