Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Dusty, Jul 29, 2011.
Granted, but it's Friday the thirteenth. (It really is! )
I wish I had a drum kit.
Granted. Your drum kit is that mini drum for kids that only has one drum and two sticks.
I wish I would have the same timezone as you guys.
Granted but it's now 6:23 am so you'll still be up!
I wish I can lose 20 more lbs.
Granted. You'll be forever in that weight.
I wish I knew why VDalem keeps fantasizing about Joe.
Granted, but your brain and eyes are now damaged for life
I wish it was monday!
Granted, but you have to spend that Monday picking needles out of your hands continuously.
I wish to sleep.
Granted, you'll never wake up
I wish my bed was closer to my chair
Granted, but its a bed of nails
I wish I didn't have to save this thread
Granted but you're going to be stuck here forever!
I wish I had an oreo cookie.
Granted, but its half eaten
I wish my ear didn't ache.
Granted, but now your throat hurts and a LOT worse
I wish it was Friday today
Granted. Rebecca Black's song is at your bedside.
I wish I can see the music video today.
Granted, but the video burns both your ears and eyes out
I wish I could sleep more
Yes, you see Leonardo DiCaprio dying in Titanic over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over
I wish my summer vacation would be longer.
Granted, but you'll get hailstorms, snowstorms and it's -15 degrees celsius!
I wish time would move faster
Granted. Time moves so fast that in a few seconds it takes you to read this, you die from old age.
I wish my LPU stuff comes quicker.
Granted, but they sent you the wrong stuff
I wish I wasn't so lazy!
Granted, but you now cant sleep
I wish for a new LP song
Granted, but it's an interlude.
I wish my upper back would stop hurting!
Granted, but now your lower back hurts instead, and much worse.
I wish my legs and feet didn't hurt
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