Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but it's Friday the thirteenth. (It really is! )

I wish I had a drum kit.

 

Granted. Your drum kit is that mini drum for kids that only has one drum and two sticks.

I wish I would have the same timezone as you guys.

 

Granted but it's now 6:23 am so you'll still be up!

I wish I can lose 20 more lbs.

 

Granted. You'll be forever in that weight.

I wish I knew why VDalem keeps fantasizing about Joe.

 

Granted, but your brain and eyes are now damaged for life

I wish it was monday!

 

Granted, but you have to spend that Monday picking needles out of your hands continuously.

I wish to sleep.

 

Granted, you'll never wake up

I wish my bed was closer to my chair

 

Granted, but its a bed of nails

I wish I didn't have to save this thread

 

Granted but you're going to be stuck here forever!

I wish I had an oreo cookie.

 

Granted, but its half eaten

I wish my ear didn't ache.

 

Granted, but now your throat hurts and a LOT worse

I wish it was Friday today

 

Granted. Rebecca Black's song is at your bedside.

I wish I can see the music video today.

 

Granted, but the video burns both your ears and eyes out

I wish I could sleep more

 

Yes, you see Leonardo DiCaprio dying in Titanic over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over

I wish my summer vacation would be longer.

 

Granted, but you'll get hailstorms, snowstorms and it's -15 degrees celsius!

I wish time would move faster

 

Granted. Time moves so fast that in a few seconds it takes you to read this, you die from old age.

I wish my LPU stuff comes quicker.

 

Granted, but they sent you the wrong stuff

I wish I wasn't so lazy!

 

Granted, but you now cant sleep

I wish for a new LP song

 

Granted, but it's an interlude.

I wish my upper back would stop hurting!

 

Granted, but now your lower back hurts instead, and much worse.

I wish my legs and feet didn't hurt