Corrupt A Wish

Granted, alive with bad luck

I wish people were smarter

 

Granted but common sense is out the window
Wish I had jelly for my toast

 

Granted, but its. . . Grape, DUH DUH DUUUUUUUUUH

I wish I didn't have this weird chest pain

 

Granted, it burst

I wish I was tall

 

Granted but now your feet are small

I wish I was at home.

 

Granted, its on fire

I wish I'm immortal

 

granted,now you've turned into an immortal pig.
i wish i had 3 ipads.

 

Granted but all of them is broken
I wish I had an Iphone

 

Granted, but its frozen

I wish he talked properly

 

Granted, but he writes improperly.

I wish I had wings.

 

Granted, but they dont work

I wish it wasn't wrong

 

granted, it's right in the wrong way

i wish it was cold today

 

granted, but you will freeze to death.
i wish i could get everything for free.

 

Granted but you get arrested for shoplifting
I wish it was Friday

 

granted, but its 11:59 pm.
i wish i could fly.

 

Granted, you fly to Mars and die

I wish I was quicker

 

granted, you are faster than a light pole

i wish i can do what ever my mind wants to do

 

Granted, but your mind wants to do nothing.

I wish I could sing good

 

granted you have the voice of justin beiber

i wish i did my work right now

 

Granted, but you do it wrong.

I wish Spring Break lasted forever.