Corrupt A Wish

granted, that guy's awesome rate is negative a billion, since u are going to be as awesome your awesome rate is more than that guy now your awesome rate is 0

i wish what i just said made sense

 

granted, it actually does make sense(if u r stupid).

i wish chester could play drums.

 

Granted but it's toy drums.
I wish for donut!

 

granted, but its a rotten one.

i wish i was brave.

 

Granted but now you're cowardly lion
I wish I had a straw

 

granted, but its blocked from both ends.
i wish joe hahn didn't have this iridescent vid look.

 

Granted, he has the Transformers 3 premier look

I wish I could understand better

 

granted,but only those things which u already know.
i wish there was no facebook.

 

Granted, but something similar gets crated

I wish my game would come already

 

Granted, but it accidentally came inside and you get pregnant

I wish my phone wasn't incredibly stupid.

 

Granted, but you laptap is (Pidgey, you cant say that word)

I wish Pidgey didn't say that.

 

:0 your wish came true! (My bad ya'll)

I wish I could afford a new brain to mouth filter

 

Granted, but it breaks

I wish my iTunes wasn't so stupid

 

Granted, but now its your internet

I wish I could do something on this beautiful Saturday

 

Granted, clean my room

I wish this game wasn't getting old

 

Granted, but you get old.

I wish I could do something to spice this game up

 

Granted, you post a pic of yourself naked and get banned.

I wish that wasn't so disturbing

 

Too late! Go look at the "the you Lp" video gallery. It's there XD

Granted, now you enjoy the thought

I wish I hadn't taken a pic of me shirtless for the thank you Lp video XD

 

How do I grant that? umm.. granted, you haven't, but you were not wearing any pants.

I wish my alpha-male cat would stop ejaculating on the windows.

 

XD granted but he ejaculates on your bed instead

I wish I could go get food