Corrupt A Wish

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  1. Hybrid

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    Granted, but then she would win and turn your name into something malicious...

    I wish I could make the LPU Chat.
     
  2. Dusty

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    Granted, but at the last second Chester has to reschedule again.

    I wish it was 4PM
     
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    Granted but it's only 4PM on the west coast!

    I wish I can have a cupcake.
     
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    Granted, but the frosting is made from Joe Hahn's poo.

    I wish I had more gumbo.
     
  5. Hybrid

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    Granted, but its going to make you poo a Joe Hahn.

    I wish pretzels weren't so damn addicting...
     
  6. Jeff

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    Granted, but now you are addicted to "pancakes". :stewie:

    I wish I knew the Muffin Man.
     
  7. Hybrid

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    Granted, now you will wish you hadn't.

    I wish for syrup for my pancake festival.
     
  8. Jeff

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    Granted, but the syrup is made from a sweatshop outside Detroit.

    I wish I had superhuman powers.
     
  9. Hybrid

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    Granted. You now have the super human ability of olfaction. Particularly with human waste. Smell ya later.

    I wish I could lose only 35 pounds.
     
  10. Jeff

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    Granted, but it's British pounds, which means you are flat broke.

    I wish someone didn't drink all of my Killian's Irish Red.
     
  11. Dusty

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    Granted, it was poured down the sink instead.

    I wish that I could have had Chinese food for lunch today.
     
  12. Jeff

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    Granted, but you now have explosive diarrhea.

    I wish hemorrhoids never existed.
     
  13. Hybrid

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    Granted, Now Preparation H will have to be renamed to Pageant Preparation.

    I wish I could get more sleep.
     
  14. Jeff

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    Granted, but the sheep you count will start pooping on your cat.

    I wish my job would pay better.
     
  15. Dusty

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    Granted, but layoffs will begin tomorow.

    I wish my username color was something different then yellow.
     
  16. Jeff

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    Granted, now it is diarrhea brown.

    I wish I had all of Linkin Park's music on my computer.
     
  17. Dusty

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    Granted, but then your computer is stolen while you sleep.

    I wish that Chester would give some awesome info on album 5 today.
     
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    Granted, but Mike kicks Chester out of the band for revealing all that info.

    I wish my laptop would fix up.
     
  19. Jeff

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    Granted, but you have to join the writing competition.

    I wish I didn't have to go poo.
     
  20. Dusty

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    Granted, after a while the poo makes its way out your mouth. :sick:

    I wish I had some ice cream.
     

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