Corrupt A Wish

Granted but all ur music gets deleted.
i wish i could relax.

 

Granted, but you now high all week

I wish I could think straight

 

granted , but just for 1 sec then ur mind goes mush.
i wish i could control time.

 

Granted, you can move the time on your own clock

I wish i knew the name of the song

 

granted but u can never listen to it.

i wish i could die.

 

What!?

I wish you didn't wish for stupid wishes.

 

granted, now ill wish for idiotic wishes.

i wish there was no war.

 

Granted, but there's no peace either

I wish we would stop posting

 

granted but ur mind wont be able 2 handle the urge to do so.
i wish water was yellow.

 

Granted, but water is now piss instead

I wish for a car

 

Granted but you have to build it out of blocks
I wish I can think of a wish

 

Granted, but it's a gas hog.

I wish I hadn't hurt my shoulder today.

 

Granted, you hurt you leg

I wish this guy would go away

 

granted, he went away and there is 5 more clones of him

i wish i can read peoples minds

 

granted, but all their thoughts will come 2 ur mind translated in French.
i wish i was happy.

 

granted, but no one else is and that bummes you out.

I wish I was a cat.

 

Granted but it's kitty tiger
I wish I can lose more weight

 

Granted, you now weigh nothing

I wish I could win

 

granted, you won against the losers

i wish super sonic would teach me how to spell

 

Granted, but I teach you wrong.

I wish I was as awesome as this guy.